I'm drunk and I still don't believe them.

Basically every episode of Roadkill.

Yup. Someone posted the news on Oppo yesterday and that was my response as well.

Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwymdrobwllllantysiliogogogoch – also known as Llanfairpwllgwyngyll – is a small town in North Wales where this Volvo dealer – also called Tyn Lon Garage – is housed.

This, add to this the horrible performance of trying to rip off Daft Punk's 'Around the world' clip.

Actually, Newton's third law in action.

Manor GP: Please do not power off or unplug your machine

A creature permanently in a gravel trap? Let's call it Jos Verstappen!

All I can think off when I see that is this:

I, for one, welcome our new geek overlord.

I don't think that is necessarily true. It just takes a LOT if experience to master a track. Especially something as difficult as Bathurst.

The speed he carries through some of the sections makes me thing he is a bit more familiar with the track than most of his rivals.

You should really try Bernie's random (to the nearest million) number generator. It works both for bribes and deciding the cost of your 'get out of jail free card' .

It looks like a Hearse. And not in a good way.

That's because they really want to enjoy that 1 day every 3 years when the sun breaks through.

It is when you've only learned to use the pedal as a on/off switch.

I heard that with BMW's the indicator stalk is part of the illusive 'attentive drivers' option package which is only offered to you after you perform the secret handshake with the dealer.

Nah, it's just the moonshine he's delivering.

Hey Micheal,