My god- this was a fucking joke!!! Colbert intended it as a joke, she knew it was a joke, the audience knew it was a joke. Kind of like when African Americans say, “Bill Clinton was the first Black President.” It’s tongue in cheek. Humor, with a 1% touch of truth.

“To a certain extent you missed the point by asking that question, however, I understand that within that question is your desire to be black.”

I’m pretty sure Taylor Swift’s heart belongs to Taylor Swift. She’s the love of her own life, Narcissus-style.

Nick Cannon is STILL wearing that fucking turban!

Every time I see Nick Cannon and Chilli together I want to to pass Chilli a note that says, “RUN.”

Re: Kim

yo ok it’s catchy af

Note to boy celebs:

I’ve wanted to bang Kyle Chandler since I saw him on Homefront.

I don’t really understand how it’s costing so much, but I will say that it’s fucking awesome and I want to bang the shit out of Kyle Chandler (Coach Taylor mmmm), so it is worth every freaking penny. So so good!! Him and Ben Mendehlson deserve all the awards as well.

She kinda came off looking a bit unhinged.

Perhaps she doesn’t want to explain the details because it’s private, he’s the father of her children, and it’s no one’s business.

I’ve been waiting for this. Here’s my breakdown:

This is a rude post.

This is so incredibly sad. I can’t even imagine how that girl must have felt, or what her mother must be feeling now.

Glad to share. I hope tomorrow’s better for you.

The cuteness!

Yup. On all counts.

I think most people are shocked when they find out the “truth” behind the Taylor Swift machine. That she’s not some little homespun country girl from Nashville, who caught a break or was “discovered.” She’s a rich girl from Connecticut who wanted to be a star and her father paid to make it happen.