Why does this not have more stars. Couldn't have said it better.

Avoiding humans is what I will do when the fireworks start.

Am I the only person without fun this 4th of July? Apparently I am since no one is commenting anything.

I’m now going to refer to her as “Taylor Swift, sentient Lisa Frank trapper keeper.”

Yeah, I’m confused by speculation that this is PR to help him get the James Bond role, because this is like the least James Bond-y image you could put out there.

Completely unrelated, but F You was written by Bruno Mars.

“like something straight out of a preteen daydream.”

She’s the living embodiment of Lisa Frank “artwork”.

Criticizing her? Hell, she’s brave for walking into the lion’s den like that. It’s too bad she didn’t get a chance to sing “F**k You,” a far better song than Cee Lo Green’s unrelated song of the same name. However, in that crowd, it probably wouldn’t have gone over very well.

I wonder what he’s getting out of it except exposure? Does he really want to be memorialized in a sappy song once it’s over? There’s no way this is making him more bankable as an actor or landing him more roles. It’s odd.

Nope. This is the anti-Bond. This is the complete antithesis of the cool, suave assassin.

Didn’t he date Elisabeth Olsen and it was fairly, no pun intended, low key? It is starting to feel a little beard-like though. I wonder if Taylor is the go-to beard in Hollywood? Cough Jake Gyllenhaal cough.

I was recently like yeah, ok, I can get into this and then BOOM. Swift happened.

Normally I’m not into celebrity relationship gossip, but I find the HiddleSwift relationship so fascinating, to the point where I went back and looked up his past flings to see how “beard-y” they are. Because their love and interactions seems awkward and sterile to the point where it feels like Hiddleston trying to…

Took the comment right outta my fingertips. I <3 TS? Give me a breeeaaaaak.

Ok I’ve been kind of like {side eye} “Ok, whatever” {scroll past} about Taylor and this Hiddleston fellow I’m used to seeing so much of (in GIF form) around these parts, BUT the “I <3 TS” T shirt put me into “oh puhLEASE” realm.

Just when I though a fauxlationship couldn’t annoy me more than Gwake, along come these two dweebs. I USED TO LIKE YOU, HIDDLESTON.

I don't get it. He was building a pretty good brand, being sensitive, funny, feminist, attractive, etc., and now he's ruining it. Why would he sabotage his image like this?

Haha he’s looking especially tortured in these pictures, isn’t he?

I’ve never been less attracted to Tom Hiddleston