Bless your heart.

Seconded. I’ve been doing a re-watch of Parks and Rec (happy brain time!) and he’s so charming and lovable as Andy. Beefcake action star Andy Dwyer is just not working for me.

I loved him when he was on Parks and Rec but something about his incredibly loud religiosity since becoming a huge star drives me up the wall.

I had such a big crush on Chris Pratt back then. He might have been my number one celebrity crush. Ugh. I feel a weird shame now any time I read anything about him.

Ugh, I used to be a Chris Pratt fan back when he was on Park & Rec and the first Guardians... then I heard him speak in public and preachy nonsense spewed out. Then I was Liz Lemon in this:

Anna’s seasoning rack was unavailable for comment.

KFC and cologne : (

We also need to force prices down on some things like rent and cars and groceries and other essentials for one’s home.

Can we just agree that the min wage should be $30.00 an hour? Please? The fight for $15.00 is crazy because it should be closer to $22.00 an hour nationwide and closers to $50.00 an hour in some of the most expensive cities like NYC and LA. $30.00 min wage would also lift the wages of some of the professionals in some…

I’m a former Hill staffer. There are zillions of events going on on the Hill at any given time. My boss had trouble knowing every damn event on her own calendar let alone everything else that might be happening. There’s no way any one Member can confidently* say that there are no intern or spouse events going on at…

Phi Phi is that you, gurl?

I’m here for it. Just please, please PLEASE don’t allow that new voting final to happen again. Shangela was robbed.

I saw the contenders this morning and already have a Top 3: Latrice, Manilla, and Naomi, in that order.

I am here for Manila. I am so glad she got a second chance (first season of All Stars did her dirty). Her pineapple dress is one of my all-time favourites:

I love the old school queens and am  here for Latrice and Manila. They bring the wisdom and wit that not all the new queens can hang with. 

Getting married to anyone that you haven’t fucked or lived with first is a big risk. There are MANY potential relationship dealbreakers that are not exposed until those two things happen     

I get mistrust of the US health care system. I really do. But it wasn’t THAT long ago that childbirth was a leading cause of death for women. Forgive the expression, but don’t throw the baby out with the bathwater.

WTF is the point of living in modern times if a person doesn’t avail herself of some of its luxuries, like a freaking pre-natal appointment to a midwife or something? Yet she will chatter on FB about the “primal instinct” that takes over. Guess what? Birthing can be pretty deadly, just look at history. But no, the…

For those wondering, Crew is short for Crewstopher.

I typically can’t roll my eyes hard enough at “I don’t understand why this site is obsessed with [fill in famous/charming/noteworthy/typically-but-not-always WOC name here],” comments, BUT! I can’t take it anymore. Y’all. What the fuck is up with the Jennifer Garner shit? I get that she seems like a nice, goofy “just…