I do not mean to be offensive to the owner of those feet, but they are really freaking me out.

Bella Hadid is very conventionally pretty but she always looks so sad. It's like she has resting sad face.

I only care about keeping out Mexicans, making America great again, and rounding up all the Muslims and putting them in the hole from Silence of the lambs. I also love guns. And think women are dirty- whore -bare footed bitches.

I’m glad someone came in with the correct take on Dylan early. I don’t enjoy his music.

I haven’t changed my mind about Bob Dylan. Nasal voices are nails on a blackboard, essentially, and he doubles down on it, so it’s all of the nopes for me.

She hasn’t flat-out told them they’re idiots, true. But not once has she said vaccinations are bad or that people shouldn’t vaccinate. Nothing in that Gizmodo article says otherwise.

Thank you. I am sick to fucking death of the “anti-vax” bullshit about her. Especially here on Jezebel.

No, she didn’t say it.

This should put to bed any remaining smear attempts on the fake ass “vaccine controversy”:

I spend a lot of time thinking about Jason Mantzoukis period.

“Allegedly, she is a fan of George Orwell and Ayn Rand … most unusual.”

Oh, Drake, you goober. That’s cute.

dad?

It’s very unpleasant to be in the same room as a man who won’t stop talking about how beautiful a 16-year-old is.

“Narcissism is awful, and young people are the worst, but isn’t this 16-year-old girl super hot?”

Wait, is there a woman in the entertainment industry who shies away from (or is even allowed to shy away from) “use of her image and sexuality as a part of [her] artistry”? Like, gimme a break, Art Tavana. You just wanted to talk about your boner. But also, yawns all around. The only lady I care about who uses sex in…

a New York Jew with a copy of the Times tucked into her bag.

The man has 30 rooms, six terraces, two dozen closets, two chefs kitchens, two libraries, and two offices in his 22,000-square-foot duplex

You guys like doing this in the comments of stories like this, and while I appreciate your ideological purity, I don’t legally get to call things rape when no one is, as yet, being charged with rape. The woman involved has said the encounters were consensual — although we can argue about that too, because, my God,…

You know, looking like a dude. Wearing pants and button up shirts. Short hair. Not wearing makeup.