PSA: The fact that Cosby is a demonstrably terrible person doesn’t make prison rape jokes ok

As soon as I heard about this presidential alert system, my first thought was “can I block the number.”

I would proclaim this COTD if I wasn’t dry-heaving at the likelihood of the scenario you just described actually fucking happening.

He’s gonna show it now, isn’t he? :-(

‘Tis a great time to be alive.

“I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart...

This is going to get to him bigly.  She could have written that his presidency is the worst thing to happen to America since 9/11.  She could have written that his wife is hideous looking and braindead.  She could have written that he is a grade-A asshole and dumber than a nutless squirrel.  She could have called his…

That was uncalled for. 

Wells Fargo, still the dick of dicks when it comes to financial service companies.

Dollar General is investigating? What? Call up that fucking store, get Slewfoot Ken’s ass on the line, tell him he fucked up, grab his Moon Pie stash and take his ass home and keep him off the schedule indefinitely, then tell Marsha she’s the manager, now, give her a 35 cent raise and hang the phone the fuck up.

Racism. Bet he’s never gotten snippy with the white ladies doing the same thing.

‘I want to thank the @VFWHQ for your devotion to our fallen heroes, unknown soldiers, Prisoners of War, those Missing in Action, and their families. #VFWConvention’

The fact that an emergency responder disclosed that she received Narcan - to TMZ, yet - seems a gross violation of her HIPAA rights. We simply should not know, and do not have the right to know about this. Shame.

you’re not alone. I’m holding back tears right now.

“Be strong,” the father, who was restrained in the back of the vehicle tells his son, as he leans his head toward the window so his son can pat his head.

Do you really think Sarah has been treated more poorly than Sean was? When your job is defending and justifying President Flip-flop’s lies and contradictory statements, surely you have to expect some tough questions?

Talking back to a cop is not an artestable offense. Sandra Bland should have been ticketed at most but not arrested. That cop was already looking to use violence when he threatened to “light her up” when she didn’t put out her cigarette.

Don’t ferget tha feetusisis!

So basically “we’ve always been hypocrites and would do anything to get a tax cut”.

I was a timid little girl. I’m an only child; so I was always happy to be around other kids but painfully shy when I met them for the first time. The first time I went to visit my paternal grandmother, when I was about 6 years old (as she tried to repair her strained relationship with my mom’s side of the family), I…