I knew this when I was in my teens. I used to drive around in my 69 mustang convertible with my female St. Bernard in the back seat. Talk about a Chick Magnet!

Fact: there are tens of millions of us who think Nancy Pelosi is the bomb!

Like I tell my family, you can fix everything except stupid and now I have to add religion?

Having raised three sons and helping to raise three grandsons, with the exception of some small b.s. from my oldest son, all six of them are both wonderful men, but I am proud to call them all my friends. I think most of it is due to the fact that I was able to work like a crazy man so my wife could stay home and…

Did you see that some airline refused to let some poor woman fly with her Peacock Companion Animal? I am aware of the value of Service Dogs, Companion Animals and all that they contribute to peoples well being, but a F’N Peacock? Not sure, but it was probably here in the Bay Area where I have lived for more than six…

As a father of three and now a grandfather of three, there is no aspect of this story that does not make me sick to my stomach. Straight up lying about felony child sexual abuse must have some serious consequences. Hopefully the powers that care will be able to identify all of his victims and get those poor people…

I have a female friend who was applying to rent a cottage from a man I had rented from in the past. I knew there was something wrong with this guy, but I had no idea how wrong he was. My friend told me (and I do believe her) that said landlord asked her to include a picture of her in a bikini with her rental…

White Trash in Alaska? Now that is reality T.V. at it’s best. The Palin family is one step away from being back in the daily news and less than one step from Jail or Prison.

Funny thing, but I have never had the urge to spend a single moment with an eastern European Hooker, much less marry one. This will not end well. She is way old for his perverted taste. What an embarrassment we have become. SMDH

In that I will never have to even ponder an abortion, I wish that every man, particularly those in government, would memorize this article. What a terrible thing for this woman to have to go through. Men who comment in any way shape or form on abortion are the most clueless dolts on the planet.

So if the words don’t exist then the concept doesn’t exist? I was watching a comedian the other night and he was kind of interchanging the word “trump” with the slang word for poop. Clue - word begins with “s”  Works for me.

I grew up in Northern California and there was little if any racism practiced or even talked about while I was growing up. We did however go regularly to Sambo’s pancake house and it did not take me long, after looking around in the restaurant, that there was something not quite correct here. Finally it was purchased…

When I first heard the story, the line was that he had talked with two female staffers regarding one or both of them acting as surrogates so that he and his wife could have a larger family. I thought there is obviously more to this story than initially reported. So, lo and behold, he wanted to inseminate them the good…

Comparing Nixon to Trump is just silly. No sitting president in modern times has embarrassed us in the world’s eyes as much as Trump. At least Nixon waited until the end of his presidency to show what a fool he was. Trump on the other hand has no concept of truth and reality. There are something like 500 proven…

If you think that the Saudis do not have “the bomb”, think again! I am reasonably sure that one of the thousands of scenarios that the U.S. military has run, the end begins with some Middle Eastern country attacking the Saudis and then they retaliate with a low yield nuke and that starts the giant house of cards to…

Important to anyone who abused anyone what so ever: See that new little light in your minds eye? That blinking light is your “career dissipation light”

I have an idea: cremate him and then flush his ashes down the toilet. Anyone wanting to visit his grave site can go to the nearest waste treatment plant, enjoy the smell of human poop and remember what a horrific monster he was, with the emphasis on WAS!

And here I thought it was difficult to give Alabama a worse reputation, but Moore is a hickey on the hemorrhoid of life.

With all that gold around him, when you say “golden showers” to widdie donnie, what does he think of?

Here is how it works, kind of like Jaguar: one to drive, one in the shop, one on the way to the shop and one on it’s way back from the shop! Owning one as a daily driver for my wife to tool around town with the grandsons in the back in their car seats is an iq test. If you own one, you failed. (but damn, it was pretty…