Don’t be a complete idiot. Guy is from freaking Ohio. Signed by a man from and in Santa Rosa, CA. Stupid comment. and I was born here and I expect to die here.

Thank you for your response. Jezebel continues to Rock!

My wife’s first language is not English. We still laugh after 37 years she still has the sentence structure similar to Yoda’s. Thanks for the best response ever. Obviously some people have way with word, some people not have way with word!

Do you know why Yoda could never get married? Every time the spaceminister said “do you take this womanthing to be your lawfully wedded wife”? All he could ever say was “Do I?”

Once again my wife is wondering why I have run out of tears. Makes me sick. Great weight loss plan. This is some seriously institutional messed up shit. My God tells me to protect those who are weaker than me. I listen to her daily. I don’t understand this stupidity. FUS!

I rode for about 20 years. My first bike was a Kawasaki 500 three cylinder two stroke. What a rocket ship. Never drank alcohol and rode, never rode without a full face helmet, almost never rode when it was wet or raining out. In 20 years of riding, the only time I “went down” was when I pulled into my own driveway,…

Thank You! Well written. I think about this horror show on a daily basis. How did we allow these people to do this to us? And now T-Rump wants to deport between 10 and 15 million people. This will make the Syrian Refugee Crisis look like the Rose Parade.

If T-Rump gets elected (snowballs chance in Hell) he, by trying to deport somewhere between 10 and 15 million people, it would make the Syrian Refugee issue look like the Rose Parade. SMDH. WTF.

And my wife wonders why I have pretty much run out of tears. Tragic to say the least. Anyone who thinks this is ok needs to look at their children. If this happened to some really young girl, you would have changed your viewpoint. It is like Republicon Anti choice dicks forcing their girlfriends to have abortions. WTF?

If you were lucky enough to know “Sparky” then your life was complete. Loved skating at his ice arena in the late 60’s. Totally the definition of Cool. Peanuts became part of my DNA and I thought that was impossible.

I just checked my cd based dictionary from the 90’s. I looked up the word Bitch and it had her picture next to the definition. So. . .

I will be willing to bet that she uses her thighs as birth control!

Yeah, Fix your freaking Headline. It is not true unless you are a Republicon running for office. Then your words mean what you think and to hell with what any one else thinks. Was the Jezebel Editor smoking a joint?

A guy who used to work for me, (fired him for stealing) heard that a couple of months later got MRSA on his scrotum due to shaving. Couldn’t happen to a nicer guy (a-hole)

Hey Carly: How come it took you between three and four years to finish paying the people you still owed big bucks to from the stomping you received in your last failed bid for public office?

I guess you realize why Scottsmen wear kilts. Because sheep are afraid of the sound of a zipper.

I have found that having an un-groomed adult sheep in one’s car is a really good way to get rid of that new car smell.

My son’s girlfriend / fiancee is a nanny. She is very well paid to love their 3 year old little boy. She follows their instructions about how much (none) tv he gets, which museums and parks he gets to see and absolutely what he eats. She could not love him any more. She also would no more have an inappropriate…

This is the guy with the snarky mugshot. When you say Texas Attorney General and mugshot in the same sentence I think OH TEXAS! Lived there for a while in the early 80’s. Racism is so prevalent that even my wife who is Latina and looks Polynesian was discriminated against. WTF

My instincts tell me that this old gas bag is the new face of The Tea Party. What a bitch! Nice lady, here legally with her children, out for a birthday dinner and they get this level of crap. Makes me kind of embarrassed to be an Anglo. Just to set the record, 35 years ago I was lucky enough to marry a Latina. WTF?