This evening, my friends and I wanted to really experience the feminist side of the internet so we went to Jezebel. There aren’t enough words to describe how awful it was.

if there’s any one instance of technology that really, truly, WILL destroy our ability to empathize and connect and communicate with each other — it’s this. It’s one thing to be ignorant to the world around you — lots of people can build up their own personal “echo chambers” to drown out noise they don’t like hearing.…

I’m more interested in a reality show about people like me: single, broke, 30 somethings who spend their whole weekend lamenting that they have no friends with which to do anything with while simultaneously avoiding the people who call/text to ask if they want to do something.

my apologies

“...in the double-shooting sleeve, late-stage Melo getup”

Arena events featuring aging, balding fat guys beating each other up is what will revitalize the heartland and bring places like Kokomo, Indiana into the 21st century economy. 

Studio analyst Magic Johnson

Careful. This kind of post might end up getting you a job in the Knicks front office.

Look, I’m not saying I’m an expert on NBA free agency or contract strategy. But I think I have a surefire way for teams to get LeBron to sign with them. They just have to correctly interpret his unvoiced personal goals and provide whatever he needs in whatever way is best for him and helps him win championships and…

HI CAN THIS PLEASE BE BROUGHT OUT OF THE GRAYS? IT IS INTERESTING INFO I PROMISE. :(

Hi! Okay so: A couple people already pointed this out, but yeah this is something that’d make a level designer cringe a bit, like “Oh crap they found a hole in the collision”. To the uninitiated though it’s pretty cool looking, innit?…

for every 911 that Singer has meticulously “re-imagined” there is another craftsman who takes a classic Porsche and goes in a completely opposite direction.

Glorification of the military to the extent that they can do no wrong has removed all critical debate of their use from public discourse to our collective detriment. The military is comprised of people like you and me, some are good and some are bad. Everybody joins the military for their own reasons (of which there…

The little Busses are the poster children for 100% estate taxes.

Doug, as a former Ferrari pilot - 1993 348ts Serie Speciale - your article hit many a nail on the head! I was fortunate to live in Western Montana during the time of the 'Reasonable and Prudent' daytime speed limit. Therefore I was able to exercise my Red Car to its utmost thanks to the 'School of Bob' and his…

Thank goodness we've found some more virgin earth that we can muck up...here I was worried we'd run out of places on the planet to destroy.

I don't think anyone believes you, you should rage some more about how you don't care so much about an event, that you came here to type out and let us know.

"Hi, I'm Angry Conservative Gizmodo Commenter from the Internet. As a Commenter, it is my job to ridicule all liberalism, whether actual, perceived or imagined, without bothering to read the article, let alone understand it. Because, you know, it just takes way too much time. So fuck off, Gizmodo, you're all idiots,…

My god son. Read the first line in the second paragraph

I thought I was above this movie, until I watched 10 seconds of it, then I had to finish it. Loved all of it.

Remember the Chevette from earlier?