“Klaatu barada nikto”

It’s not just BMWs, I was pissed yesterday when some shitty POS Altima was taking two spaces in front of my favorite burger joint. Car was filthy, so pretty sure that was just an idiot who can’t park, not because of vanity.

What the hell is it with this hideous blue color today?

I think it was more a case of lawyers telling Takada to keep his fucking mouth shut.

A robot car should always protect its occupants first, then other motorists, and finally worry about pedestrians because fuck walking.

This level of dickishness is almost too much to be true. Sure this isn’t someone trolling a BMW forum?

What is this purple porta-potty doing over here?

Is a teeny-tiny no-torque rotary really what you want in a drag car? This thing just seems like a hot mess all the way around.

Gwyneth Paltrow is in the tuner parts business?

Don’t inflict the pain of Ranger Rover or Audi ownership on your father! He would be miserable. Go big or go home, he should get a new LS. They look good in pearl white.

“Clarkson, Hammond and May are going to do a new car show together, the three of them! Probably. Maybe. None of them have said so on the record that this is a thing that is happening. But Netflix is going to be the home of the show! Maybe, but we don’t know that for sure. Netflix hasn’t said anything. The show might…

Can we please put a hold on any further updates until there is solid confirmation on at least one detail? Who’s in the show, where it will be available, when will it premiere.

Did Sergio buy the old Jaguar S-type molds from Tata?

Can’t help but see some of this

Slots FTW

This would make a nice ride for those two escaped killers in New York.

B-b-b-b-b-b-b-bad, bad to the bone!

Autonomous Google Pods for everyone! Electric powered, of course. Each pod will be equipped with 74 airbags, top speed will be limited to a fully adequate 25 mph, so highway deaths should drop to near zero.

Really doubt any of the manufacturers would want to sue over claims made these dick-swinging ads. The resulting trial would show what a bunch of silly assed bullshit most of these claims are.

The US auto industry thinks burning German sport sedans emit a “strange odor?”