From the onboard video, it looks like these sleds float?

Survivability of drunks?

At least with Star Wars in Disney’s hands there are multiple people involved. Star Wars is no longer at the mercy of a single aging megalomaniac.

Mouse fur upholstery in a cop car? That could be nasty.

Race track with a speed limit. Very definition of “useless.”

Is there a law in Sweden that says all hot Volvos have to be painted in the gaudiest blue that man can devise?

“Oxycodone is legal in notoriously tough-on-drugs, but its importation is legally complex. “

My what big eyes you have!

Yeah, that’s the ticket.

Didn’t they make Kate Jackson, the nerd of the bunch, drive the orange Pinto?

Oh hell yes!

“OH MY GOD THIS CAR HAS MADE ME CRAVE YOUR COCK SO MUCH! GIVE IT TO ME!”

Damn Gina, why so serious?

It even has bumpers for the bumper!

Oh, well, shit. Ok, you got me. I’d drive this.

The rear three-quarter view really lets the Pinto beneath show

Equipped with the rare and undesirable Pepto Bismol package

What the hell is this trench doing here?

“Alas, poor Fram, I knew him well”

Taking bets on when the Model 3 debuts, put me down for 2020.