I love the first models of the Eclipse, I drove a ‘91 Eclipse GS Turbo for a few years, it was a blast.

I assume they bolt some kind of skidplates to the bottom, replace as they wear out?

Yep, totally true. All these dudes walking around with their pants down around their knees, they’re actually saying “MOAR ASS SEX, PLEASE”

IDIOTA

Someone went to a whole lot of trouble and expense to make a Firebird look like an ‘85 Nissan 300Z

Da fuq?

How about both drivers and pedestrians take responsibility and pay attention?

Maybe it’s because front-wheel drive sucks?

“... stay the hell away from clowns outside of the circus at all times”

To ensure that the GT is grounded-to-the-motherfucking-ground!

I don’t get it, what does the 2016 Honda Ridgeline have to do with an insane Nissan Juke?

How is this guy trying to sell a BMW, and an M model at that, and not include one single pic of the engine bay? The car’s middle name is “motor” dammit.

Nice touch with the horse at the end.

It has a radio?

Think the Ford logo should be flipped here so it mirrors other side

Temporary spare?

Aaaaaaaaaaaaand the trunk is completely full of crack.

The front of this car was all Nice Price, then you get to the trunk and it’s Crack Pipe all the way. Who the hell parks their car and pops the trunk so they can watch TV?

This is fantastic! So Mitchell took the Pegasus with him, then willed it back to GM? What’s it doing hanging out in the shop at GM Design? Someone get on a post about this car and what it’s doing now!

I was hoping you were going to hypermile the Hummer by drafting a Prius, that would be hilarious to watch.