Crank windows. Tone your arms while getting fresh air.

I don't understand, where is the porn I was promised?

I. Must. Buy. Scion.

How the fuck is the iA going to keep photo film developers in business? Does the iA include a film camera? Is it a film camera?

I can haz hot Civic hatch again?

Ferrari doesn’t allow stickers on their precious cars, ask Deadmau5

I’ve never understood how Ferrari gets to tell owners what they can do with their cars. Like that time they were going to sue Deadmau5 because he put some kind of cartoon wrap on his 458. Can Ferrari somehow repossess a car after it’s bought and paid for? Do they just threaten to ban an offending owner from every…

No, just saying that front end looks Mustang-esque. Not suggesting Ford go sue Lamborghini.

That the Teamsters would pull this shit while crews are still picking up body parts in the French Alps from the Germanwings crash is disgusting.

Looks very '69 Mustang Mach1 from here.

So much fast, so much furious!

I will say NP because if I had $9,500 to throw away I would buy this car, then immediately crush and burn it to save humanity from ever having to gaze upon what has to be the most hideous thing ever placed on four wheels. Except those seats, they look way comfy. I would take the seats out and find something to put…

Did they run out of fake wood before getting to the front fenders?

It's like someone got robbed by a douchebag so the cops put together a lineup of the douchiest douchebags in the city.

What's the big deal about Lincoln wanting to forget this. Were the Town Car kits built by child slave labor or something?

There really is no reason for any Town Car to have ever been painted any color other than black.

Why did they put it in front of a river of lava?

Is there a farmer's market at the other end of the bike path?

I am holding this Porsche ransom, you shall pay me ONE MILLION FISH HEADS!

You have to do a serious amount of drugs before this sorry lump starts to look anything like an Evoque.