Can't wait to see what Wilman, Clarkson, Hammond and May do next.

I bet it's a watch. A solid-platinum watch that will sell for $20,000. Take that, Apple!

Yes, part of Mazada's never-ending plan to suck as much power out of the Miata as possible. The next one will be powered by a .8-liter, 65hp 3-cylinder.

This is a prop, not a jet. Nothing about this horrible creation is like a jet ski, it's just a weird useless boat in Jeep drag.

That's so funny, like you could get a speeding ticket in a Miata.

What's Rahmbo's excuse for not letting them work around the clock?

So because the Japanese have a couple of fast trains, we're supposed to love the LFA?

Holy shit, this thing has crank windows? And that interior door latch looks kind of Omni-esque, too. Guess all the interior money was spent on butterscotch cows.

So much puffy.

I was being (a little) facetious, was referring to Raph's post on why a slightly more special S model pretty much destroys any reason to buy the non-S model.

Brothers and sisters, can I get an amen? HALLELUJAH!

Rip sideways on dirt, impressive. Not.

She can't handle those, either!

Isn't this the same woman who punched the big red DO NOT PUSH button during the self-driving Cadillac demo? Yeah, maybe she just needs to call Uber.

GLE 63 and GLE 63S? So Mercedes is doing the Porsche thing where there are two versions of the hottest model, and you're a penny-pinching bastard with a small dick if you don't have an "S" on the back.

I really want to like this, I really do, but there's too much mysteriousness going on. Where is the airbag? What happened to the left front? Why are those door gaps so huge? Why is the entire rear end a cheap-looking ill-fitting mess? This thing looks like it got into a jolly good crash at some point. CP.

How many pounds would a new headlight surround and turn signal run?

I see you!

A 300+ horsepower, AWD, monster Focus they do.

Insert SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY meme here.