"Bas tes sâles pattes, espèce de maudit singe puant!"

There are actually a whole bunch of _small_ Statues of Liberty still scattered all over Paris, all different sizes. It's quite disturbing. You can be just wandering along, minding your own business, and then suddenly, whoa, Statue of Liberty!

I think "Grave of the Mega Wombats" has a better ring to it, but maybe that's the name of your first album.

Note that Vickers did what Ripley wanted to do in "Alien": keep the infected crewmember off the ship. The difference was that she had a flamethrower to help her enforce her decision.

Judging from the Engineer's reaction, I'd assumed it was something like "We're Jehovah's Witnesses. We'd like to talk to you about God." Or possibly "Friday, Friday, gotta get down on Friday." Or maybe even "HELLO. MY NAME IS MR DAVID R. WEYLAND. I FOUND YOUR ADDRESS IN A STARMAP ON A CAVE WALL. I HAVE A BUSINESS…

"Morning admissions: F, 34 years. Obstructed airway. On examination, appeared to have partially aspirated one half of a large mango. Removal of obstructing object complicated by presence of large quantities of saliva and silicone lubricant in patient's throat. Apparent extensive bruising on patient's torso later…

That's a teaser teaser trailer for the full twenty-second teaser previewing the alternative theatrical trailer for the promo video accompanying the book of the film. If it was too long for you, you might like to check out the micro-trailer for the extended mini-promo sample, which consists of a half-second clip of…

Yeah, sorry. I was sloppy in my use of terminology. 'Addiction' is the wrong word. I know that for many people they're essential just to maintain - or approach - normality, and I know that the effects vary depending on your circumstances and history.

At the ripe old age of mumble mumble I just took my first ever prescription painkiller today and, Oh My God, I totally get it now. These things are amazing. The Pain. Just. Goes. Away. I am full of soppy warm feelings towards my little bottle of pills. If they had better legs, I'd marry them.

As everybody's mother (or father) told them, "bullies are really cowards". As there's a thin line between trolling and bullying, I'd bet that some of the most obnoxious trolls are cowards. In real-world interactions, they probably behave themselves because they rightly suspect that someone will punch them in the face…

Dav blipped the anti-gravs just slightly, not enough to lift the ship, but just enough to weaken the local gravity field a fraction. The lights in the service station flickered momentarily, and the plastic lid of a nearby trash can rocked slightly. The girl behind the counter didn't look up.

I'd be interested to know if Mr Clements can point to any films that are a little less horribly wrong than the others. I remember thinking that the fight sequences in "Black Death (2010)", starring Boromir ... er, Ned Stark ... er, Sean Bean ... at least made things look plausibly brutal. They made medieval…

Cue the angry cries of "I ain't descended from no shark-headed foot-long, plankton-munching ocean-dweller!" from the creationists.

"So, my many-tentacled friend, I see you're admiring the Brooklyn Bridge. It is indeed a priceless historical artifact, and I can let you have it for next to nothing. But I can do better than that. As you'll see from this document, I am in fact the hereditary owner of South America, with its people, its animals and…

The problem I have with this is that it's a little reminiscent of arguing with religious people, where you eventually get back to "OK, if God created everything, then who created God?" You're just pushing the point of origin one level further back, and you still have unanswered questions.

Apparently Joffrey didn't care for the way he read "My Pet Goat".

Is "Oh, it's just the Holy Spirit" the art historian's equivalent of "It's swamp gas/the planet Venus"?

The Paleo diet is not enough. I have embraced the full Paleo lifestyle, and now forage for food as part of a small band of hunter-gatherers, dressed only in the skins of animals that I have killed with my own hands.

I accidentally the whole penguin.

"Dinosaurs," said Ming Li. Denton stared at him.