Notice how Barf-a-ham Can't-Thinkoln skipped the two feminist books. Curiouser and curiouser.

I really think you need to have both. I mean, what is life if you're only hearing about 12 year olds having sex with your mom on one platform? This is America. We have the technology to hear about it on BOTH. And with the PC, you get the added bonus of seeing how many ways people can misspell "faggot" which is fun for…

Yep, can't use makeup, perfume or sex toys or give them as gifts and also work for social change. Good take.

This large and heavy piece features a poison vial design, but is solid.

oh spooky eileen

I don't even know what to do with all this so I'm just going to grant your request.

We had an Indian buffet in college with the mango pickle at the far end, right after the gulab jamun. Priceless.

But it's not like anyone is super mad at Leo or anything outside of the homophobia/no-tipping sort of thing. At best people are making fun of him for acting like a 25 year old douchebag while kicking 40's door down.

So, in your eyes, the fact that they are honest about treating women as arm candy makes up for the fact that they're a bunch of violent, homophobic assholes? Fun!

#NotAllGoatees

but jia i didn't know i was dominican because everyone in my life told me i was jewish

Ooh! You're so devoted to pleasing your man that you need 100 different ways to do it, but you're so clueless that you needed a magazine to tell you men liked receiving oral sex.

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I think it's a good idea to avoid adventures that combine citrus juice and urethras.

Wait wait wait!! I clicked on the links and saw an article in Cosmo "25 signs you're horny". Now, I didn't open the article, but generally speaking, I know if I'm horny. It's an easily identifiable feeling. I mean... I expect them to give terrible sex "tips", but I didn't realize they would have to tell their readers…

This is Texas. Federal laws are for other states.

Ugh. Flash-style animation can be made to look halfway decent... this is not one of those examples.

Noooooooooooooooooooooo!

Yesteryear pirates can't kill us or plunder us - and they leave behind fun lore.