I love them, too! I don't mind if they look "bad". Frankly, most fashion is laughed at in the future, anyway, so why not just wear what I like best?

I need to send you all my anti-panda manifesto.

I've had several phones which I wore on a belt clip and I just don't like it. For starters, I find it inconvenient and uncomfortable when I sit or wear a skirt or pants that have no belt loop. I tend to wear longer shirts so I either end up with a big bulge under my top or I have to do some weird looking…

This is why men's cargo shorts and pants are the best.

On the first season of Project Runway, I remember Michael Kors taking someone to town for pockets, and saying that all the women HE knew cut their pockets out because it ruined the line of their clothes. And that is when I found out that Michael Kors did not actually know any real women at all.

Phones, shmones!! Am I the only woman in the world who actually has a nose that sometimes runs? Why do I have to carry a purse just to run next door for a coffee, or even down the hall to a conference room? Oh, yes, because I have no f'ing place to even carry an effing tissue!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes, pockets, or…

I absolutely loathe purses and refuse to carry one. I'm seething because I have to carry a diaper bag now. Goddamn it! Glad my husband likes to carry it and our spawn while I rush to open doors. I feel like purses make people compulsively carry shit they really don't need and have a crazed attachment to it while…

My 34DD sisters and I appreciate that you recognize our struggle.

It's also a safety issue. Don't you feel safer with your phone and your money and keys on your body than in a purse? What if you need to evacuate a building quickly if there's a fire? And you don't have time to back to your desk, unlock the drawer where you put your purse, etc? Nothing more fun than trekking down…

YES! For years I've been complaining about phones and the inadequate size of a typical "ladies pants pocket" (don't know why, but that's the term I always use).

Fake pockets are the devil.

And the moment you discovered that not only was the fabric perfect, the fit amazing, but here were ACTUAL FUNCTIONING pockets, let me ask you: Was it not the greatest moment of your life?

Remember back in the glory days of the 1990s when men and women alike wore huge cargo pants with pockets all over the fucking place? Pockets on the arse, on the hips, on the knees. You didn't need a carry-on when flying because you had fucking pockets everywhere.

My girlfriends have all had this problem, which leads to a much bigger problem with women's clothes in general.

OMFG, two weeks ago there was an iPhone 6 story/review on Wired and I commented that even the new "regular" size was MUCH larger, and this was going to be a big problem once I got desperate for an upgrade because girlclothes pockets are so tiny.

"Did you know Tom Wolfe was A TAX COLLECTOR! A TAX COLLECTOR TAAAAAX COLLLECTTOORRRR! SOMETHING SOMETHING 'DISASTROUS OBAMACARE!' I DESERVE TO GET PUNCHED IN THE FACE FOR APPEARING IN THIS COMMERCIAL!"

First, in no small part because I don't want to get sick, I am all for paid sick days for the people who handle food as well as health insurance so they can afford to go to a doctor if they need to. I really don't understand why so many Americans won't support a paid sick days mandate BECAUSE ITS IN THEIR OWN…

We used to frequent a now-closed French restaurant in the DC area. The owner/chef and his wife were French, and once a year, they would close the restaurant, take a month off and go home to visit family. (The restaurant is closed because the owner/chef retired, not because of this policy. ;) )

Hell, benefits for a part-time job is nothing to scoff at...

"...because EVERY LIFE IS PRECIOUS."