Agreed. I still have empathy for the performers though because it's not easy to carve out a career in entertainment for larger folks, so they are often faced with either working with the material that's created for them or not working at all.

I love Antiques Roadshow. Seriously. I force my partner or family to either watch it with me or leave the room because I swear to god I've watched so much Football and Poirot over the years they owe me that much.

I mean, we all have "that cousin," right? We just have to assume Melissa and the rest of the family get together and speak in hushed tones about Jenny's latest fuck up.

"Phillip, look — that American woman thinks her grandmother's vase is Ming! Pfft — it's clearly early Qing dynasty. At best."

I love Melissa so much and hate Jenny so much I have a hard time reconciling in my brain they are related. I would be a much better cousin to Melissa than Jenny. Why not me?

I've never added anything to the dictionary, but my Android seems to have learned that I curse quite a bit and suggests "fucking" whenever I type in fu.....

I see a twist like in "The Usual Suspects" coming when the homeowner remarks to the confused officer who has just let the feline burglar outside, "Cat? I don't own a cat."

It's a little known fact that Viking long ships are in fact Giant Viking Shoes that float on water. I mean, how else are you going to walk from Norway to Greenland or some shit.

I just don´t get this quest for Eric thing. Wasn´t he last season just flying of to enjoy the sun, in his homeland? How is it that there are now people in Africa with secret maps, to Erics secret lair, in France?

"My best friend just died and I just saw my millionth dead body on the way home but...what about me? Why does everyone hate me? Me me meeeeee!"

You know, if this wasn't wasn't the final season I'd be scared you just gave them an idea there. Next season on True Blood, "Vampire Badgers!" Addicted to Wolf's blood, they fuck anywhere and transform into panthers that rape people!

vampire badger don't give a shit.

It's certainly possible. I'm leaning more towards Tara faking her own death. I think Tara being blood buddies with her mom would just be the psycho-incentuous ice cream on the cow pie that Tara's life is. She would have been well justified in high-speeding her ass outta there after staking the hep vamp and Lettie Mae…

"Not Michelle's friend, but she has a baby so she'll probably live, because dogs and pregnant ladies almost always survive."

Oath. I mean, FFS, Tara basically spent season three tied up in Russell's guest bedroom being raped and tortured — a plot line which, IIRC, was NOT taken from the books. Did nobody on True Blood (or at HBO) take Alan Ball aside and suggest to him that's not only titanically fucked up full stop and period, but also a…

The show would improve exponentially if it turned into Lala and Pam doing their nails together for an hour with Alcide and Erik and Jason Stackhouse as the wacky neighbors.

The character had so much potential too. In season 1 and 2 she was one of my favorites. She was as fun as Pam and Lafayette. Then they ruined her.

I'd bet money that Rutina Wesley is flat out lying in the interview in order to mislead viewers. It wouldn't be the first time it's been done in television. We didn't see it happen, we didn't see Pam have any sort of reaction, RW is still in the opening credits, and she's listed on imdb as appearing in almost every…

"Man I can't wait for Tara to do something awesome"

Have people said this? Me and everyone I know has been shouting "GOD I HOPE SHE DIES" since like episode 2.

I was under the impression you were to leave most of your clothes on when fucking against a car?