Yup. And if anything, when we talk about acquaintance rape, the "bitch should be grateful for any attention" mentality towards women who are considered less conventionally attractive (at least by the assailant) likely attracts predatory men with a sense of entitlement....and possibly stokes rage at being rejected.

This is true. People always say to "hag it up" and you'll be fine and no one will bug you. It's this mentality that makes it so that every time I tell a man about being harassed he looks at me like I'm humblebragging. Nope. This is the life of a plain woman, not just a gorgeous woman. And there is also this mentality…

....an incredibly beautiful 23-year-old girl, a girl I was jealous of, to be totally transparent, tell us with horrifying casualness about a recent sexual assault and wrap up by saying "I know this isn't my fault. I know that when I look this way, these things will happen to me. It's just the way it is."

Baileys?

At the ultimate risk of being the lone voice of dissent - the cookie isn't going to get soggy. It actually has a very good structural way of achieving this (seemingly impossible) state, and it doesn't even involve sorcery.

I used to go to a bar in Rome that served chocolate shot glasses filled with various liquors and topped with a cubic fuckton of whipped cream and sprinkles/coconut shavings/cinnamon/etc.

So...would the partner fellatio app {Suck?} involve putting your entire iPhone in your mouth?

What is the price we pay for having to pretend everyone's cosmetic surgery really did improve their looks?

or, you know, beer.

As someone with a sitting disability—which is hell, sheer and utter hell—I cannot fathom how a person would willingly do something to their butt that makes it unusable for anything other than pooping. It's impossible to appreciate how crucial the ability to sit is until you've lost it. I wouldn't wish that kind of…

Boo-fucking-hoo. Crimea river.

women with a high number of sex partners are more likely to produce humorous content. Slut it up, ya clowns!

According to South Park, things can't be funny for 22.2 years. at 22.3 years, it's finally funny.

"The Seattle Seahawks will never win the Super Bowl in my lifetime"

Sometimes ultra soon can be funniest, 4chan is great for this. As the news was breaking on the dark knight shooting someone posted this image. I felt bad for a second and then couldn't contain laughter. It was like being a kid in church, you aren't supposed to laugh so it's even funnier.

These kinds of quizzes were massively popular 10 years ago on LiveJournal, there's nothing new about sharing the results within social circles.

I'm amazed people think this phenomenon is new. I remember similar quizzes spreading like wildfire on Livejournal years ago. You used to post the results on your profile page and everything. There were whole communities just for quiz results.

My favorite Buzzfeed quiz was "What Arbitrary Thing Are You?"

I was dead AA batteries.

If that's not existential dread, I don't know what is.

You know who's very upset about this? The ghost of Quizilla!