Ah, that old chestnut. “I don’t want to hit a woman” but...you know...clearly she provoked me. So really it’s her fault. Phew. I feel much better knowing it was all her doing. Women, eh.

That was my thought. The ONLY way this statement can be true is if this is the case. Although then....wouldn’t you just explain that to the actors?

It’s to the point you start almost hoping for civil war just to make people give a fuck.

Yeah, ‘suicide’, OK.

Yeah, mine were from the back garden, on a dare. I didn’t get to choose for variety! LOL.

Zingy isn’t the half of it, ants are crazy bitter. Do not eat them on their own! I regret some of my life choices....

Internet twin!

Oh god, yes!

When I was that age I thought I was a boy. If I had seen something on TV that said essentially: ‘now you can actually BE a boy’ I have no doubt I would have saved up my 10ps for it. And then probably spent it on sweets because I have no willpower.

You’re surprised by this?

Nature or nurture, though? Was his father also a sociopath, and beat & bullied him because of that genetic predisposition or did the bullying turn him into a killer? I imagine it’s a bit of both. Makes you wonder; if violent peoples children are brought up elsewhere,does the genetic factor still favour violence in the…

Wait. You mean Charles Manson, leader of a cult so loyal that they committed murder based on his beliefs...is quite charming and sounds convincing?! Well colour me shocked!

It must be an alternate universe if the goldfish family is living in a reef! Yeah, I went there. Mocking your fish knowledge. :P

5+ years? You mean 35+ years, right?

So, she’s still racist and gross but she’s thin now & got a haircut, so it’s all good?

I feel her smile may have in fact been saying: ‘What the fuck are you on about, you ignorant tosser’ but I could be wrong...

Then my work here is done.

Let us all be gender-neutral wankers!

I’m sticking with wank. It’s a good solid English word & I am bringing it back for the womenfolk! LOL.

The blackbirds are a happily married gay couple, right?