There’s also a great one with Carrie and Mark Hamill:

I hate Annie Leibovitz and her ugly and boring brown filters. But will buy this VF - I’ll hunt down one with Carrie on the cover.

Oh my goodness, that picture with Billie Lourd.

I just love her face. She has a fascinating look.

I know I’m supposed to act like I don’t like her because of her connections to the whole Scientology thing. But I’m sorry, I think she’s a freaking great actress and strangely beautiful.

Yes - her. She’s in the TV Hall of Fame for Peggy Olsen alone. Long may she reign.....

Hush your mouth. Cheddar is the best thing for a cheeseburger.

Hey, North Carolina GOP: if Clarence Thomas thinks you are racist motherfuckers, you are definitely, indubitably, 100 percent racist motherfuckers.

Say what? ...

Not yet, but someday, God willing, I’m gonna buy (or steal) some fab gowns, move to NYC and become a fabulous drag queen named “Val Trexx”. Do NOT steal that name.

If this woman has a private attorney that is looking into a lawsuit, and you find out about it, you should absolutely call up that attorney and let him know about that phone call.

Damn you Colin Firth stealing another 9.50 from me with that damn accent and jaw.

If that’s the case, then maybe we need more celebs with douchy brothers?

Except she’s been an open philanthropist for years. Nicki has nothing to do with her brother’s problems - those are HIS problems. And - in case you bring this one up - she didn’t bail him out from jail. Bye xoxo

Rompers in general hurt my feelings. I have almost no torso, my ribcage ends at my hip bones. They practically grind against each other. I’m also thickest in the middle. Thanks for reminding me I’m shaped like a silly putty egg, rompers. And I’m short! So rompers will never be for me, which makes me sad because I love…

me too.

Apparently the guy has never watched a daytime soap. They’re ALL ABOUT conflict, just not so much played for laughs.

Women don’t like conflict? Why do men assume they know everything about women. Yes we may not like it but we know how to confront it and make it better. So fuck off Adult Swim you are dead to me.

“It’s a big thing that’s present in the white liberal community. That, “I’m talking about it so I’m doing something.” No, you’re just talking about it. And you’re talking about it usually to other white liberals. You’re not really doing anything here. Talking is not action. Don’t just look at what you say. Look at how…