At this point, I am just glad he wasn’t shot.

I hate those beards. They don’t make men look like rugged lumberjacks, they make them look like anti-social conspiracy theory lunatics who have been living in the woods without electricity or a mirror, and who have just stumbled out into the real world after 6 months off their meds.

Next up, Mel Gibson as Ammon Bundy.

Gibson’s best response would to be gracious just like when the late Sen. Robert Byrd was continually confronted by his KKK past, “I know now I was wrong. Intolerance had no place in America. I apologized a thousand times ... and I don’t mind apologizing over and over again. I can’t erase what happened.”

Fun fact: Her character was based on my husbands great Aunt.

This is funny timing because last night I was listening to SJP on Marc Maron’s podcast, and she said that she felt a little bad that her husband, Matthew Broderick, didn’t end up with Amy Sedaris. She felt like they would be a great couple! Amy’s tearing apart marriages left and right and the wives just let her do it.

Oh, there were a great many people who took his stuff deadly serious and viewed those tracts as excellent teaching tools for children (because all kids love comics, even comics that threaten them with eternal damnation, right?).

It’s only amazing if you just discovered him now and he didn’t ruin you childhood. Imagine getting that bonkers bullshit as a “treat” every year instead of candy at Halloween and you’re touching the tip of the iceberg.

I feel kind of bad for people who are clowns as a job. Like a nice clown that goes to a hospital to cheer up sick kids. I feel bad for them.

I think that the joke highlights how people — and women in particular — are supposed to respond to trauma, assault, and invasion of their personal space. Being angry or upset isn’t appealing or welcome. I see similar things expected of people who have chronic illnesses or pain.

Right?

I absolutely hate this concept of partners calling each other ‘king’ and ‘queen’ because it only continues the long list of patriarchal bullshit that women should always support their men no matter what while the man gets to make all of the decisions. This is clearly oversharing, this is clearly a violation of her…

“The key is that I’m the king and every queen should support the king.”= Automatic grounds for divorce.

This is probably the only last name I would take.

I hope she takes Awesome’s last name

Suppression of the free press...

I know it’s probably that Barron is sitting on his feet, but it looks all the world to me like someone is under the table, holding him in place, and I am creeped the hell out.

Why does it look like there is a hand coming out from under the table and is holding onto Barron’s bum?

That’s the tackiest piece of furniture ever? Have you not seen Trump’s apartment?