Suppression of the free press...

I know it’s probably that Barron is sitting on his feet, but it looks all the world to me like someone is under the table, holding him in place, and I am creeped the hell out.

Why does it look like there is a hand coming out from under the table and is holding onto Barron’s bum?

That’s the tackiest piece of furniture ever? Have you not seen Trump’s apartment?

He can’t deny knowing the People reporter either. He just says she’s too ugly for him to have harassed her.

Also still within a prosecutable timeframe.

I know this is horrible to say, but I hope he has Cosby levels of accusers come out.

If one more person asks why these women are just coming out now, I am going to take a huge period shit in their mouth.

Gloria indeed found the real deal; someone he can’t deny knowing. This is not only groping, harassment, and unwanted sexual attention - but also hiring and workplace discrimination.

Ken Bone, the undisputed winner of last night’s debate

Aka -she never got molested by Donald.

I am no Judge Kara, but I would argue that in the context of an article Marla knew would focus on Tiffany and the relationship with Trump, this is totally shade.

She probably thinks her dad is a piece of shit and favors her mother instead. You know, like a sane person would.

The point is not whether people like Mimi, the point is that people acknowledge the reality that she is one of the greatest recording artists in the history of the medium. And that is not up for debate.

He looks like a Navy Seal action figure came half-way to life.

So, in other words, this guy wants to put his semen over black women. So, he has to represent his fetish in his “art”. Yeah. We pretty much see past you dude. Thanks for your contribution to the art community. We are all terribly fucking impressed. Golf clap. Don’t let the door hit you on the way out.

Emma Thompson always makes me cry.

Adaptation is one of my favorite movies, so clearly she and I are meant to be.

in all seriousness emma thompson is the one person i would allow to slap me in the face