I think when you limit yourself to one facial expression per year it really cuts down on the wrinkles.

How has he not aged in 15 years?

Absolutely not! Your experience is totally valid and nobody has the right to tell you otherwise.

yes, yes we do. He's an embarrassment. But, an excellent reminder that the mere fact of being an atheist doesn't preclude one from being a tedious assberet.

Oh Richard, I thought we'd agreed that you would lay off the subject, what with the whole elevatorgate debacle....

I was gonna say that it's easy to be a great, fun grandpa when you never have to worry about money ever again...but then I remembered the wealthy shitstain grandparents of one of my exes. Good on Mitt.

This is delightful. I mean, candidate Romney can go scratch, but Grandpa Romney sounds awesome.

I went on her facebook page to look at her post/view the responses out of morbid curiosity. People kept popping up saying "I wanted to check to see what you looked like and you look fine, don't know what that person's problem was"..... DERP. Missed the point. The point is she could look to you like a pile of cow…

This really bothers me too. I actually looked up some age equivalent actress/actor romantic pairings. Prepare to be icked:

Leave it to Woody Allen to think that Emma Stone (age 25) would be a reasonable romantic lead alongside Colin Firth (age 53). I have nothing against May-December romances (my dad is 16 years older than my mom) but, sexy as he is, he is over twice her age and that is squicky as fuck. And this dynamic is treated as…

Ditto. It's a shame because I enjoy Colin Firth a great deal, and Emma Stone is always charming, but ecch.

I love Colin Firth too much to watch him creep on Emma Stone. I'll be skipping this one.

Poor movie fiancées. Your patron saint James Marsden knows that feel.

Honestly, when WAS the last time Woody Allen made a good movie, anyways?

"[Firth] has a briefly seen, occasionally mentioned fiancée named Olivia (Catherine McCormack), who is a fellow skeptic and an intellectual peer, meaning that she has no chance with him."

Children whose ethnicity is different than their parents will "have a different life experience" ...