At this point, I feel like I'm the only person in this country who can eat milk products and gluten with no problem.

Now, if only there were a ballpoint pen made just for women.

"Huh. Women aren't watching our shows. Let's change our logo."

Is that Mary Steenburgen on the right? She is my favorite actress.

Wow. She's gorgeous. Are they still casting for that Wonder Woman movie? They should be..

How the hell are there only 41 women firefighters in NYC?

Thank you for spreading the Frito Pie gospel.

I asked the internet the same thing.

I like to think I'm a pretty intelligent guy. I went to a good university, am a professional type, do pretty well at shouting out the answers to jeopardy before my boyfriend(provided the category is potent potables or Famous Hockey Players named Gordie or what have you) but...what the fuck does it mean to live a…

Oh for crying out loud- can people please stop acting like straight men liking ass play is weird? It's 2014... about time for pop culture to become a little more open minded.

1. A woman who made a career out of being a sex symbol and singing sexually suggestive songs is not the one who should judge other women's sexual behavior.

dolly will never die. DONT YOU SAY THAT!!!!!!! {curls into a ball & starts to cry}

Baby Dolly is SO cute!!!

I thought men didn't like women over 30, and then much to my surprise when I emerged from the bubble of being a stay-at-home parent of toddlers to go back to school and work, I discovered that men like women in their 30s and 40s just fine. Older men, younger men, men who are not particularly fazed by your marital and…

HIV you are a cruel beast and I wish you would fuck off.

Honestly I used to think men didn't like women over even 30. I now realize the only men who think this way are not worth knowing, much less dating. And the guys worth your time don't want to date a decades-younger college girl anyway. It pretty much works itself out, I've found.

The best thing about aging is that the older I get, the fewer fucks I give about the opinions of dickwads like these.

Agreed. If there's anything good that comes out of this story, it's that at least I learned that a brave and great and wonderful girl, Jada, exists in this godforsaken cesspool called earth.

" (Also, on behalf of frumpy Americans everywhere, I have to say: MY CULTURE IS NOT A COSTUME.)"