I use Sea Pearls. I don't like having plastic inside me.

There are different kinds of genius. You can be brilliant in some areas and just not too bright in others. I have a friend who is absolutely brilliant at biochem, but he just isn't that great at reading/spelling. He also has such awful anxiety it's hard to get him to leave the house. People are different.

And it is the best show in all of ever. Seriously, I laugh about a hundred times per episode. Out loud. The spitting on the screen kind of laugh.

I just have to love you for referencing the Joan Osbourne song.

I knew it. There cannot be a conversation about tampons on this site without mention of the Diva Cup. WE ALL KNOW ABOUT THE DIVA CUP. And some of us have tried it and hate it.

It's stores like Family Dollar, Big Lots—the stores that get overstocks and sell them for cheap. And I get tampons there.

I ALWAYS buy tampons at Family Dollar. So cheap. Actually, now I use Sea Pearls, so I don't buy tampons anymore, but I USED to buy tampons at Family dollar.

I have elf ears, and I'm kind of in love with them.

I actually have auditory processing issues, so I don't fall in love with my ears. I might fall in love with YOUR ears if they are pretty, though.

Thanks. And the hearts are returned.

I'm aware she was talking about implants, but I've heard people say much the same about small framed women with large breasts. Since I was fourteen, my mom has been offering to get me a breast reduction.

You know, once you've been a victim of rape, I'll say you can go ahead and make all the rape jokes you want without me batting a lash. But, since I HAVE been a victim of rape, when I hear it taken lightly, I have to cringe.

Expect men to be decent human beings doesn't mean I hate men (although so many people have told me it does). No, it means I respect them enough that I know they can do better.

I don't know what it is on her shirt, but I think I ate it for dinner once.

Oh, come now, I do believe that Mittens is doing better. Sometimes he even seems almost lifelike.

I try to be a considerate neighbor, and I consider the hours between ten PM and eight AM sacred quiet time in which nary a peep leaves my mouth, my computer, my radio, etc. Still, I do sing, and I regularly do my vocal exercises/practice during the day. One day I got a knock on my door. It was one of my neighbors…

She really, really dislikes animals, so there's a point to that. :)

That is obviously the key, but it would cause further family disruption (I do have parents, two other sisters and two brothers who would be haranguing me about not adding her as a friend).

I have a small frame and naturally large breasts. I've always felt weird about it. Comments like "they end up looking like someone stapled grapefruits to her chest" don't really help. And mine are bigger than grapefruits.

I'm definitely the black sheep, but my oldest sister (ten year age difference) and I have always butted heads. I'd be content to just leave things, but she likes to call or email occasionally and "correct" my behavior. I'm nearly 32, so it's getting pretty tiring. I think I'm old enough to make my own decisions—and…