NO! I do not accept perhaps Natalie Portman!

The dude was a nutter. I found a comment he'd written on a blog (way to use your full, professional name on the internet!) about how the gays were trying to destroy his life and career. He was soooooo faaaaaaarrrr off the deep end it was just scary.

I had a TA imply he wanted to kill me and then fail me when I reported him to his superiors after he called Barney Frank a faggot in class. He's the same guy who had everyone of a certain religion (the one he belonged to and the predominant one in the area) stand up at the beginning of the term, told the class that…

That is an ugly dress and it just sort of weirds me out that she doesn't look "prom" like at all. Does that make sense? I mean, FLIP FLOPS!?

Well, and I'm not black, but I am disabled/queer, and I know that after about the one hundredth time you've told a friend that the shit they're spouting is offensive, sometimes that friend freaks the fuck out and says a lot more nasty shit.

Only the BEST IDEA EVER!!!!!

It seems poor, young Texanna exercised the same sort of judgment wearing that dress that her parents exercised when they named her. I keep my fingers crossed for her that with age comes maturity and a chance to go by a less objectionable middle name.

There was something really fucked up about her hairline. It was bugging me every time she was on screen.

Even in fourth grade, I barely weighed more than that cat. That is a big fat cat.

Like imogen says, I'd accept that if it weren't for the circumstances and for Don't past behavior. It really felt like he was trying to punish her and show her that he's the one who's supposed to be in charge.

Yeah, in The Bell Jar she talks about sending the hospital bill to the guy who took her virginity because she just bled and bled afterwards.

I used to be allergic to cats, but I guess sometimes people get over that sort of allergy. My two kitty babies rule my life.

It is just like that. You should be a cat owner (or owned by a cat, more accurately).

I have a cat—she's a bit of a chubster but pretty close to average—who is hungry ALL of the time. Every time I stand up, she is begging for food. When I am trying to get her food, it is a huge hassle because she's in the way because she is just so damn excited that she is getting food. If I don't keep an eye on…

I don't think you watched the clip.

That cat weighs more than I did in first grade.

FOTC is necessary. I haven't found anyone yet who loves it like I do, but I feel impelled to recommend it to everyone.

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The distant future, the year two-thousand

My sister left a thermos of apple juice for a few weeks until it exploded and made the whole hallway smell of booze.