I love her. I love her so much. That was so wonderfully punny.

Aw, I shall heart you back. It was a pretty good joke.

Have you thought about cooking with cast iron? It really does help, and I love my cast iron cookware more than anything else I own.

I'm listening to my toilet run and shut off over and over. I need to fix it (again).

I posted on FB that I had been hired by the Romney campaign. My mom (a very conservative Mormon) was mad that it was a joke.

We live in a society. It's our job to help each other out—even when we disagree with each other. It's part of being a grown up.

You know, I was bald (due to brain surgery) when I was a little girl, and I really don't know if I would have wanted one of these dolls. It might have just been an unhappy reminder of how weird I thought I looked. Of course, the option of wearing a wig was never presented to me, and my school wouldn't let me wear a…

He didn't have custody. Susan Powell's parents had custody. Josh Powell had supervised visitation. Just days before, there had been a custody hearing where it was decided Josh Powell needed to undergo a psychosexual evaluation before they would consider giving him custody. And then he killed himself and his sons.

I would say that Shakespeare was a pretty prolific fanfic writer. So many of his plays are based on stories that have already been told.

One of my childhood friends always talked about naming a boy "Kiegan." Just ew. Those two syllables don't even sound nice together. I'm not sure if she ever did name a baby that, though I do remember that all the names she gave her kids were notoriously stupid.

I don't know. I went and saw La Boheme a while ago. The woman who played Mimi did not have the body of a tuberculosis patient. She wasn't fat, but she was full-figured. And she was completely believable. In fact, she was the best I've ever seen in that role. There's something to be said for looking the part, but…

I only wash my hair once or twice a week with Castile soap, but I rinse it with water every day. Of course, my hair is really, really short. Even when it was long I didn't wash it much, though. I do shower every day and wash my whole body very well. The only time anyone has said that I'm smelly was when I was in…

It is a really cute beaver.

I want to snorgle that adorable wet beaver (oy, I can't stop myself!).

:) I will eat several hearts out.

When both the beaver and the anus are involved, it is no longer vanilla.

Yeah, I am just fine with eating "spare parts." Every part of the buffalo and all that.

Aw. That's sweet.

My bestie and I would always pull the car over and sing when that Lisa Loeb song came on the radio. Every time I hear it, I miss her.

I've always had a certain fondness for her. I've never watched Jersey Shore, though, so that might be why.