Yes, but I still can't get over Leslie Knope's shiny, shiny hair. I just want to run my hands through it.

KITTTTTTTYYYYYYYY! Oh, there's an attractive man there, too.

I am so proud to share my name with her (even if hers is slightly misspelled).

I am so afraid my family will do this when I die. All but two of them (I have five siblings) have been pissed since I changed religions. When I went to the funeral of a friend who was murdered, the whole eulogy was about how if he'd stayed in the church he wouldn't have been killed.

Aw, that is very, very cute. A sweater vest fulfilling it's true purpose.

But where is the cuteness?

That's because most baptisms for the dead are performed by the youth (age 12-18) of the church. I even did baptisms for the dead a few times when I was a kid. Once you're an adult, you do "temple work" for the dead—making promises on their behalf, binding them closer to the Mormon church. So it's not like he's…

Let's not take this out on the sweater vests. Some sweater vests are quite lovely. It's only Santorums horrible heart that is encased in the sweater vest which we should despise.

Yeah, I'm from Idaho, and I've even worked on a potato farm, but I still don't claim to be an expert on all things potatoes and farming. Does not compute.

Seriously? Are you talking about an actual relative because I MUST know this story. Too amazing.

I was a psychologist, a Julliard trained pianist (whose father was a coal miner), a farmer, and a secretary. Obviously I deserve the presidency because I understand science.

Yeah, Vaseline is a total no-no. I don't know why it's recommended here. I used to get crazy chapped lips, but then I cut out all balms with a petrolatum base. Now my lips are so much better.

Saying someone needs to shut the fuck up is a definite attempt to silence them.

The other day, a friend and I went to the pharmacy and got my antidepressants, tampons, and huge, huge amounts of chocolate and candy.

Nope, very married. All of my friends have had crushes on him because he is honestly the best guy in the world. When they clone him, I'll let you know.

Jemaine and I can double date with you and Bret. Bret is cute, but he looks just like my little brother (who is a male version of me), so I just can't see him as boyfriend material. Jemaine is so charmingly goofy.

I think I get where you're coming from. I've been hanging out with this girl for over a month now. We've had sleep overs and some kissing, but no sex. Not even petting (do the kids still call it that?). I feel like I should be committed to her, but I so much want to have sex that I'm thinking of just inviting my…

Seriously? Maybe it's because I've lived in the mountains all of my life, but avalanches are something I constantly hear about.

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I live in SLC, and the newspaper here said they were planning on marrying in Aberdeen so that's where I got it.