I want Amy Poehler more. Mmmhhmmm

Ummm, Elizabeth Smart went on a mission to Paris, where she met future husband. They were planning on marrying in Aberdeen, Scotland. There are so many mistakes here it's making my eyes hurt.

Yeah, the pagans I know are way more accepting than the Mormons I was raised with. Do not insult pagans!!!

No, it's can you believe this "shiz." #formermormonwithwaytoomanymorm...

Right. Another reason Glee sucks.

I do this ALL THE TIME to my younger cat because she really is kind of dumb. I love her to pieces, but she is a wee bit stupid, she breaks anything that crosses her path, and she is constantly gassy (yes, I've tried many different foods for her—she's just a stinky cat). So her nickname is "my little stink" and she…

Aw, me too. I'm always asking me kitty if she's a little dumb dumb and making up songs about her that anyone who didn't know how much I loved her would think are mean. But I love my kitties more than anything in the world. I have to so I can put up with all the things they break and all the money they cost.

Yes. All of this, though I can understand some discord within families.

I used to wear heels a lot, but now I am too old. Sensible shoes forever!

I've been seeing these at the checkstands. I always turn them around. They are much more offensive than the Cosmos.

I really wanted some vulva macarons and didn't get ANY!

I'm with you. I still remember my dad using his angry/disappointed voice to say "shame, shame" to me when I was a little girl. I remember him saying it to our dog, too, and her cowering in fear, though Dad never would have hurt her.

Actually, the world is getting better. Violent crime is at record low rates, and fewer people are dying in war. I wouldn't say humanity has failed by any means.

And warm.

They might reheat leftover vagina macarons.

I'm so disappointed that I've never gotten porn at the Planned Parenthood. All I ever got was a prescription for BC.

Oh, thank you! I hearted you a long time ago, but I will reheart.

I love Amber Riley's voice. She has the best voice of anyone on the show, but her plot lines consistently disappoint me.

I like to keep things short and sweet.

Oooh. Frightening.