I've found that people who expect others to lie expect it because THEY are liars.

That's when I tell them I'll stick to blowjobs.

Wow. Just wow. And I call OkCupid the best way to meet other queer people in my town. But wev.

I'm about Snooki's height (maybe shorter—I'm very small), and I don't think I'm scary. Short people are not scary. Except when our fangs come in. Because we really all are secret vampires.

I have epilepsy and I like to make up my own term for my disorder because I really hate the term epileptic. Seriously. Right now I'm just calling myself a mover and a shaker.

Thanks for the stereotype.

As a disabled person, I am constantly astounded at how nonchalant people see to be about saying absolutely ableist things. Even really well-educated people will say the most vile shit. I am tired of assholes.

Oompa Loompas scare me, too, but that's because they're orange. I cry and cower every time I see Boehner.

I was thinking that she had obviously never seen him if she could claim she wouldn't have sex with a little person. That man is soooooo hot.

I love douchecanoe—thank you for your contribution to society, Bloggess. My brother, who avoids swearing at all costs, calls people doodlebags. I really like that one. And I have a couple of friends who call the guys who do horrific fauxhawks "chocolate chip head douchey-douche.

Last night my friends and I went karaokeing. On the way home we car-aoke-ed Whitney. It was awesome.

Our family never carried our dog on the roof in the eighties. She was always in the car with us. Not in a carrier—we didn't know about that at the time—but being snuggled and held in our laps. And we took her everywhere we went.

The last comment was aimed at you. Somehow it went to me, though.

Animals have magical powers at inconvenient times. I swear.

I have a super judgmental cat, too. The other one is just really stupid and snuggly but thinks any type of movement is a sign for her to pounce. Yeah. She's bad to have around during the fap sessions.

I'm never lonely when I masturbate. For some weird reason, my cats always decide that's the perfect time to sit and watch me intently. I wish I were a bit lonelier.

I heard people insult her all the time before this Steinem thing, so it's not new. It just pisses me off. An actress can play more than one role. An actress can play wildly divergent roles. That's why it's called acting.

I honestly don't understand why people are constantly saying awful things about SJP. From all accounts she seems like a nice person. People just seem unhappy that she was in SATC and that they don't think she's very pretty. And every time someone says she's ugly or that she has a horseface, it makes me pretty…

I have not tried her cocktail recipes—or any of her recipes. I am a bit more of a craft girl than a food girl. I'll have to try the cocktail recipes now, though. Thank you for the hint!!!

My mom is sixty-nine. This lady could be my mom's older sister—and my mom has never worn sunscreen.