Personally, I think she should get together with Mittens. Both of them have hair that never moves.

Goats are way to good for Newt Gingrich. I would never allow him to be in the same hot air balloon as he. Perhaps he can just ride in a hot air balloon pile high with goat feces.

I love that movie so so so much. It is the sweetest film. Also, David Kelly looks like my brother as an old man, which means he looks like me as an old man, which kind of makes me wonder what I'll look like when I'm an old lady.

I'm kind of in love with Martha Stewart. I checked her homekeeping book out of the library recently, though, and was a bit disappointed with the way it was organized. Oh, well. I can always enjoy her crafts, her weird sense of humor, her similarity to my mother, and the fact that I get her magazine for free.

Only extremely stupid creatures are susceptible to hypnosis? So that explains why my sister can be hypnotized and I can't! #imabadperson

Yeah, they're really poorly designed. Very weird.

Her voice just soared. She sounded so joyful and genuine when she sang, I couldn't help but enjoy it. I really hoped that one day she would regain that happiness.

She was so beautiful on that album cover. I thought she was the most beautiful woman I had ever seen. My sister and I would listen to that one a lot. Once we got in trouble while we were living with my aunt because we got out my cousin's stereo without permission so we could listen to that album.

I remember looking at the Whitney Houston (1985) cover when I was a child and thinking she was the most beautiful woman I had ever seen. I'm really sad right now.

I love Whitney Houston. I've been practicing a few of her songs lately for karaoke because they are so fun to sing and her voice just soars on them. Some of my earliest memories with my sister are listening to Whitney Houston. RIP. I don't believe in heaven, but I hope you are in a place where the demons no longer…

We had these at the college my dad worked at/I eventually attended. They were horrible. They seemed to work on the supposition that women only wore skirts but never wore underwear/tights/nylons/pants. There was no way to hover over them with any kind of cloth between your legs. Horrific. My mom always complained…

I am awesome at this, though I only do it in the shower. I don't trust myself not to pee all over my clothes otherwise.

When I was growing up Mormon, my seminary teacher taught that black people were the race of Cain and had been unrighteous in the preexistence, etc etc etc. I was the only person who argued with him (our town was over 99% Mormon, so there were a lot of us in seminary). I wouldn't say most Mormons don't think this…

See, a while ago I was at a family party where a cousin was talking about his mission in Africa. And he was about as culturally insensitive as I have ever heard anyone be. He derided the beliefs and culture of the people he was "serving," saying that they were of the devil and worshiping the devil. I really don't…

Sojourner Truth was one of the first I thought of. Of course, I want to name a daughter after her, so I might be biased.

"Work blows dick for Skittles" in an English accent is perhaps the best thing ever.

That totally sounds like something I would have said (and gotten in trouble for) when I was little.

I went to a CASA fundraiser (pool tournament) a while ago, and it was awesome. There were so many great people. It's a wonderful organization, and you are awesome for volunteering there.

The little girl I babysit was shaken and smothered by her birth mother's boyfriend and has severe brain damage (seizures, can't walk or talk) as a result. If I ever saw the man who did it, I think I might actually kill him. All I feel for him is pure, unadulterated hate.

I might try that. Thank you!