I live in SLC. When I read the news yesterday, I couldn't breathe. That asshole really had to go for maximum damage. Everyone here is in shock.

Aw, my dad used to sing this to me. Now I have to send it to all my sisters, who also have huge crushes on Patrick Stewart.

Does anyone know where to get medium-petite pants? I'm 5'0", but every pair of petite pants I've ever had was a couple of inches too short. Regular pants are way too long, though.

Wha? NO!

Hey, the person I've been dating a few weeks knows how baby hungry I am and has stuck with me. Of course, she's a woman . . .

Hehehehe.

Noooooooooooo!

Every time anything in a post mentions pubes, I get an impending sense of doom; I know about two-thirds of the comments will be about pubes. I don't want to read about pubes. I am sick as fuck of pubes. I do not care any more.

The Obamas have stolen the hearts and loins of the people.

If they offer to pay, I think it's very generous and take them up of the offer. It's just when they think I have the money lying around (and they all know how much less than them I make) that it bugs me.

My sisters and brothers seem to love spending, but they actually HAVE money. Every time they're in town and want to go to a movie or a restaurant it drives me crazy. No, I don't have an extra $20.

I am an Atheist, but I actually find a lot of the bible really fun, especially the gospels. I truly think that Jesus would be a crusader for social justice. If he came to America now, the republicans would be the ones to crucify him.

I'm Generation X and I still live like this. The economy is horrible. I only have a couple of friends who actually buy things new. Most of us find everything (clothes, furniture, books, etc) at the thrift store or on Craigslist. I don't actually see how this is a big deal.

"Baby-dancing"? Yikes!!!! I am very afraid.

I can't even navigate the site. I've tried to read things there, but I simply couldn't get past the weirdness of the layout.

Like I said, people need to make the right decisions for themselves and their families. Even though I'm pro-choice, it does sometimes squick me when people abort a child just because it will be disabled (especially if they have the means to care for it). It makes me feel like they think disabled people are lesser…

I've heard a lot of—I don't know if I'd call it disdain, but at least questioning of the Santorum's choice to have this child and a lot of prescriptivist language about people with disabilities having horrible, painful lives. Rather than replying to each comment individually and repeating myself a lot, I'll make one…

Meh, true. But who needs personality in a wank object, right?

At least Bear Gryllis is pretty while he drinks his pee.

Really? All the wilderness courses I took told me that drinking urine wouldn't do you any good because of its sodium content. People like Bear Gryllis do it on their shows, but that's more of a "for show" thing.