Maybe it's just that body fluids terrify me because in my mind they equal germs.

I have no problem eating Rocky Mountain Oysters, but you could not pay me enough money to drink semen and piss. Seriously. For some reason, one seems just fine while the other completely turns my stomach.

No, I love the song. I'm grossed out that she's talking about Dave Coulier. I don't want to hear about her running her nails down is back or going down on him in a theater. He's Dave Coulier. It is too gross to fathom.

OOooh. Perfect. He's such a good actor.

Really? Every time I hear that song, I am soooo grossed out. I mean, really, Alanis?

Oy. Game show fail. And I was a much bigger fan of Wheel of Fortune.

When I want to italicize, I just do it the old-fashioned way with the html. FE: < i > and < / i > (remove the spaces).

I'd much rather hang out with interesting people than pretty people. And I guess that's why I go to karaoke bars instead of "events."

I watch shows just because he's in them. He is a beautiful, beautiful man. I want to do things to him.

I never really thought about it before tonight, but I'm sure Vanna does smell good. Probably vanilla-y, like really good cake. I kind of want to go on The Price is Right and smell her now. Delicious Vanna.

I went to a literary conference where he was the guest of honor. It was very cool.

This is why I tell people that I only eat Girl Scout Cookies made of real Girl Scouts.

When I had long hair, I would pull it all up like I was putting it in a ponytail, then twist it around and around itself until it was in a bun shape. Then I would insert a pen or chopstick through the bottom and turn it upside down. They always held really well. I wore my hair in a bun all of the time.

All the women in my family are very, very attracted to bald men. We couldn't figure it out for a long time, since my dad had magnificent silver (now white) wavy hair. And then one day I realized that we were also all huge fans of Star Trek: TNG. Our nerd girl crushes on Picard just never went away.

Yikes! Wow, they sound awful. Glad you got out of that.

Do you get the painful nips right before your period? Mine hurt so badly, I want to cry whenever my tee shirt brushes against them. Damn you, hormones.

How frustrating!!!

It makes me sad because Arizona is an absolutely beautiful state and I know some wonderful people from that state. How dare the racists spoil it?

Wasn't the season finale just amazing? It took my breath away (I was going to say "blew me away," but that would be too apt).

I don't have poor hearing, but I am a very visual person, and if I'm not looking at someone I simply can't understand what they are saying. I had an SO who used to complain that I wasn't listening to him, when in truth, I simply couldn't see his face when he was talking to me. So I do keep eye contact with people a…