Fire the President and Chancellor immediately.

Being a step parent is a very hard thing to do.

He needs some Koch money.

It’s like that movie with Chloe Sevigny?

It was sort of my fault. Somehow, I got followed on Gawker with a burner. So, I started promoting all of your post. Of course, I had to jump in with some mole trolling. So many people were sending me messages saying please don’t promote him anymore. Someone told on us.

Can you believe they wiped all of Kellogg’s Breakfast? Completely gone.