Take it from the salaries of all involved in criminalizing this young child’s curiosity and his skin color and name. Cops, teacher, principal and Mayor. And make it a line item ontheir check. The rest should be taken from the people of Texas unfortunately because perhaps that will get the urgency for change started by…

Good.

I wouldn’t kick him out of bed for wearing flats.

Bless you, you tiny tiny man. Own your smallness. When you and the Hemsworths get stuck underground while spelunking, you’ll be the only one able to fit through the keyhole to the outside world, so revel in that.

The man is eloquent.

(Note: “girl” does not signify gender in this context)

Yes. Being HIV+ doesn’t make him an asshole. He’s an asshole because he’s always been an asshole.

“In and around this perplexing time, I dazedly chose or hired the companionship of unsavory and insipid types. Regardless of their saltless reputations, I always led with condoms and honesty when it came to my condition. Sadly my truth soon became their treason, as a deluge of blackmail and extortion took center stage…

“The emotional effects of his diagnosis may help explain some of his behavior over the past two years”

Uuuuuggggghhhhh I can’t even imagine that bullshit. My microscopic breasts/boyish figure were/are a blessing in disguise because my personality is not prepared to deal with that level of WTF. I was just ignored/invisible until college, at which point I learned that my body was an object of desire for some. After…

He absolutely did. Looks like there’s not much difference between him and “Super Creepy Rob Lowe, who has cable” after all.

THEY ARE OBJECTIVELY TERRIBLE MOVIES.

I am almost 46 with three kids and I would hurl myself off a cliff in short order if I found out I were pregnant again.

Team David & VP for the win.

David is the real hero of this show.

It wouldn’t even be the biggest scandal Harry himself has ever faced.

“We once had an uncle who was a literal Nazi but this baby between consenting adults is the worst disgrace this family has ever seen.”- The Queen, probably.

Often, a course of birth control pills can stabilize any hormone-induced mood swings that someone might have after delivery. They would not cover, of course, the sense that you have been run over that accompanies a C-section.

I found out last week that I am pregnant after my partner and I spent close to a year trying to conceive. I am overjoyed, elated, excited yada yada, but TBH I already hate being pregnant. I’m hoping much of this will pass once I get to the second trimester, but I feel terrible 100% of the time.

I’m a Scully in the streets and Mulder in the sheets.

god fucking bless you, Madeleine.