I'm going to tell people that I'm hate-watching this, or watching it for Debbi Mazar but deep down I'm watching it for Hilary Duff and I'm so ashamed to admit this.

These people are born on third and think they hit a triple.

It's true! I've worked in a bunch of restaurants, at every single one there was at least one cokehead.

all food is just a vessel for ketchup. Everyone knows this.

Don't forget purple ketchup

Oh, really? As someone who works with glues and paints based on this medium, allow me to inform you that "casein" is derived from the Latin caseus, meaning...oh, yeah...cheese. Casein is a fucking milk protein, so even if she were so almighty blitheringly stupid as to not know whether she was allergic to that…

I really think all the racial stereotype jokes come around, even Jane Krakowski Native American thing. I am a little uneasy about that particular plot line and I think they could have done without it, but they bring it back way later in the series and I think tie it together ok. I think the joke about the litter was…

Read "Under the Banner of Heaven." Super-fanatical religious sorts don't like their women reading and thinking for themselves. They get all backsassy and then you gotta put 'em down for good.

It's not the diet itself that I find so troubling (I am a big soup fan myself) but rather the fact that they felt that they had to tightlace this already slender girl for a goddamn kid's movie. There is no reason to make that waist of that dress so incredibly, exaggeratedly tiny. It's shitty.

I always thought she did that because she hated that no matter how high Taylor's weight got, she still was beautiful inside and out. I know what it's like to be the ugly girl, but target the bullshit standards instead of tearing down women when they fail to meet said standards.

She was needlessly nasty period. She always crossed the line between comedian and straight up awful person. The moment you start making fun of domestic abuse survivors and saying that Palestinians should be killed, you're a terrible person. I remember when she died, someone on Time wrote an article about her being a…

I did break up with a guy once because he was too picky. The final straw? When I made breakfast burritos while he was still sleeping, and once awoken to a full breakfast waiting for him, stated "I'm not eating that. There might be something I don't like in it."

My husband describes the whole two hour experience as if the entire staff had never been inside of a restaurant before and had no idea how typical restaurant experiences were supposed to work. Or drugs.

I have to question anyone that ever actually enjoyed this show

I never even liked Joan's brand of snark. Here's hoping we're evolving into a society that finds this whole habit offensive.

"but at her core, [Joan Rivers] had a good heart and sense of humility."

We all know who really carries the show now. His thinly-veiled dislike of Guiliana fuels my soul:

I mean, sure, who needs OSHA or safety inspections, or building regulations or anything like that? I mean, hey, the world is a dangerous place but we're adults, figure it out, people!!

you can never do too much history

nah, the most punk rock thing ever was that girl in L7 taking out her tampon and throwing it in the crowd at Reading.