angryrider
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angryrider

That’s the difference between Asian and American. Asian tend to look 25 y.o. for 30 years after 25, while American tend to look 55 y.o. old for 30 years after 25.

Guess you haven’t seen her picture.

This is chief among the reasons why I refuse to run.

Because inbreeding only works for so long...after awhile, you’ve banged all the branches of the family tree.

Why don’t these pieces trash just date each other?

Translation: DON’T VOTE ME OUT BROWNS. SURE I LOVE YOUR TACOS AND HATE YOUR NON ENGLISH SPEAKING, BUT I HAVE BILLS I HAVE TO PAY!!

Right? What this country really needs is someone who knows how to run a business.

Black NFL players kneeling during the national anthem . “Anti American! Unpatriotic! OUTRAGE!!”

The solution to speech you don’t like is more speech, not less. Boston successfully countered these cowards and exposed them as the limp-dicks they are.

If I were a Huckabee, I’d be dreaming of being separated from that family.

It’s been 20 years and some of my friends and I will still end a story with, “And that’s when the CHUDs came at me.”

Same here: and the 1970's NYC that Homer remembers is SO awesome and dead on. That clip before the CHUDs got him is pretty much my memory of NYC as a kid in the 70's and 80's.

Funny, #10 here (Viva Ned Flanders) was the straw that broke the camel’s back for me. It didn’t kill the camel (Jockeyland did that - I quit The Simpsons cold turkey after that episode and never looked back), but after Viva Ned Flanders I stopped really trying to watch new episodes. If I was around, I caught it, but I

The NYC episode has no “uncomfortable” gags. It hearkens back to a time when the Twin Towers were simply a part of the American landscape and not the touchstone for a national tragedy of massive scope. Watching that episode makes me happy in a way I can’t describe.

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AmaLee (“LeeandLie”) did a pretty serviceable English rendition of the tune—and surprise, it makes Shinji sound like an even bigger useless asshole than the show already made him out to be.

...just get in the damn robot.

Art is meant to elicit an emotional response. Maybe not gun play, but this is America.

Let’s hope they don’t lose their way