Another option.

muppets position

Yeah, I guess you would have to be supremely incompetent to end up headbutting during gentle sex.

Both.

Democrats aren’t going to win back the Senate this year — the election schedule heavily favors Republicans this go-around. But Dems winning back the House would be a huge victory, and would provide a real check on the Trump administration’s excesses. I’d also point out that there are lots of structural barriers that…

I gotta wonder, is headbutting indicative of hard fucking, or just incompetent fucking?

If Millenials can just turn out in greater numbers, this will all turn around. It’s already headed that way. They have been abandoning the Republican party in droves. Republicans know their only shot at maintaining power is to destroy representative government and the free press. To basically become something like…

I respect her more for this than anything she’s ever done before. Not that the bar was set very high... or at all.

Maybe there’s a “Trump” option for spray tans.

Just because you’re over 40 doesn’t mean you can’t...look like a Limited Edition Dan Marino Barbie dipped in Murphy’s Oil Soap

That’s the fake tan for the stage. But the blonde hair really sets off the orange of the tan.

What the fuck is this “myth” about people over 40 being incapable of looking good? Who thinks like that?! I mean, I get that there’s Hollywood pressure to be young, yada yada, but ffs, wasn’t she ON television in her 40s?

This is weird. Also, now she is so much oranger. I have questions. Lots of questions.

Isn’t a “pivot to bodybuilding” how everyone justifies prison to themselves?

It’s like the political universe had to get back for “No Drama Obama” by giving us this fucking Katrina-sized shitstorm of non-stop scandal to restore balance or something.

Every day, friend.

Remember when Barack was President and we didn’t have to worry about who anyone was fucking and what porn they were watching?

Used to have both cats and hedgehogs in my home. They generally leave each other alone after a cautious sniff or two.