That's exactly what my wife said. "If you want to kill yourself, just do it. Don't try to involve anybody else." My opinion is similar, except I say "If you're going to kill yourself, please take some pedophiles, rapists, murderers, etc. with you."

AC? Why, is it a plug-in hybrid too?

I want to gather a bunch of free pianos from craigslist and build a Pianohenge in my back yard.

He was busy out looking for a younger, thinner, ice cream covered nekkid chick.

There's also the "path of least resistance" theory. Right, wrong? Who cares? Being a solid citizen and upstanding member of the community is hard. It's easier to be a worthless piece of crap.

Or the grandmother utterly failed to teach her daughter right from wrong thus causing the mother to make poor life choices such as using said certain substances. There's also the possibility that it's the grandmother on the father's side, but he doesn't sound too bright either shacking up with a naked lady covered in…

1) iphone

"head trauma" - Made me think of "The World According to Garp"

I know, right?

It's Zombielicious!

"They have been put in the charge of their grandmother." Yes, because she did such a wonderful job of raising her own daughter....

I don't know when you're leaving, but it's supposed to be in the 90's this week...Atlanta weather!

Plattsburgh? Be sure to wave. I'll be right across the lake drinking a beer.

I'm on my way!

I know, right? It only takes one whack job to cover your losses. Two whack jobs will bid it up enough for some decent beer money :) At the very least you got to see the B-J people *push* a Winnebago across the block (I guarantee the engine will be inoperable **evil grin**)

1) get documentation from seller/police/press to prove provenance

Processed? That's Katz's pastrami!

mmmm...cut in half....

I suspect you didn't try the milk crate before you came to that conclusion.

Not really. Look at the hole sizes compared to his head...even the smallest are as big as a large eyeglasses lens. And if you still think that's restrictive, try putting a milk crate over your head.