Education enhances experience.

Bent and cast aside.

"Meh, you seen one General Lee you've seen 'em all."

I wasn't necessarily going for the humor angle either, it was more a commentary on society as a whole and the general population's inability to grasp important concepts due to their overall lack of technical education and a self-involved attitude.

You mistyped "them asses"

That's the way I think. What I tell my wife is that if I wanted a newer and nicer one I'd get one. I keep the one I've got because I like it. I tell her I feel the same about my car.

Meh, I'd still rather have an AmphiCAR.

That's one of my favorite trivia questions: name the Banana Splits.

Dammit! I meant junior Perry Mason! I even crawled around the Internet Movie Car Database trying to find that movie...

This junior Ironsides is damned if he can remember the movie. At first I thought it was "$", but that was a Goldie Hawn movie, so that wasn't it. I'm pretty sure the movie was from the late '70s-early '80s and the guy had a "$" hood ornament he put on the car. Dunno, it's been a long time but I thought the con was…

Slander requires the publishing to a third party a falsehood that damages ones reputation. The car dealers called the cops and made it known to the community that this guy was "untrustworthy." A traveling salesman's word is his honor and his livelyhood. If his ability to make a living is damaged by false…

Having someone incarcerated for theft and fraud without any proof whatsoever? I know I'd sue, comrade.

Ben & Jerry's. The Austin franchise is open.

Once when I was in college I had just bought a slice at the local pizza joint and went to drive home. There was a set of railroad tracks just down from the shop and I hit the crossing just as the gates came down for the slow freight. A couple cars pulled in behind me and I was stuck there, so I just sat on my hood…

This reminds me of a scam in an old '70s movie. A real slick traveling salesman goes into a dealership in this small town he was visiting and talks the used car dealer into selling him their prized Cadillac convertible they had out on the front of the lot. He even went so far as to talk them into taking a check…

Congrats! And one more tip, don't complain that it's stuffy in the trunk. Your kidnapper may just do you a favor and ventilate it for you, you see?

Some junior G-Man work and here's the location of the crash. Looks like a nice place for a high-speed run. Also a nice place for cross traffic.

I believe you mean "Neat!" ;)