Was this tiny twenty-something terror titled Tara?

It's a sad day. Did you ever get to experience that? The sound was a real ripper! It's another one of those things that recordings just can't do justice to actually being there.

Using JATO, the uban legend would be immediately suspect. JATO requires a fairly high level of mechanical and technical knowhow to get it to function at all. These are not typical traits of the FAIL artist. RATO, on the other hand, requires you to strap in on and hit it with an electrical charge...the…

Probably some damn hippie. Maybe a little sick in the head. VD will do that to you.

He didn't use the AUX position. He used the ON position which will also turn on the radio. And a little bit more (with an unfamiliar key in an unfamiliar ignition) will start the engine.

The urban legend used RATO.

I had to drive from Oklahoma to Vermont with a bad pilot bearing on my transmission. Stops for food, fuel, and tolls get interesting when you have to turn the engine off to stop and use two hands on the knob to shift!

A co-worker had his Chevy S10 break down just down the street from a repair shop. The mechanic walked down the street "push it? Hell!" twisted the wires together and drove it up the road using the starter in 1st gear

Can I come? I love doner kebabs...oh wait...nevermind.

What they need is a good sponsor. A sponsor that the Ferrari community can relate too.

An auto GT? He didn't deserve to own it then.

This makes me wonder if it's defective equipment. I saw one of those clip shows on TV this weekend and one of the clips was of a guy who drove a brand new Mustang through the garage and into the house. What had supposedly happened was that he'd turned the key to hear the sound system and turned it a little too far. …

Bermuda has some of the most interesting laws as to what size vehicles are allowed on their roads, all of which tend towards tiny, underpowered vehicles. So you can imagine my surprise when I saw an Econoline van come driving around the corner while I was vacationing there. After spending so much time getting used…

Amen, brother!

I only go to church for special occasions. It doesn't make me any less religious or faithful.

For too many people religion is less of a faith and more of a crutch...and an escape from being accountable for bad behaviour.

Sat. night instead of Sunday because Sunday is just too inconvenient.

"Every night I used to go to bed and pray for a bicycle. I'd get down on my knees and pray to God for a bicycle. Then, one day, I realized that God, in His infinite wisdom doesn't work that way. So instead, I *stole* a bicycle and asked for forgiveness." - Emo Phillips

Yep, here's all I see:

Naw, them Germans been doin' big for ages. It probably started with arguments about who had the biggest bratwurst. Militarily, back in WWI they had the A7V tank that was so big it could hardly move and the Paris Gun (with a range of about 80 miles!) Interestingly, the Paris Gun was the inpiration for Gerald Bull's…