Impressive. Most impressive....You have controlled your fear. Now, release your anger

"9-week mid-season break"? WTF? 9 weeks *is* a season!!!

@∞Gîmmî∞Sagaŋ∞ðm∞Drakeŋ∞: @CRXPilot is MTBRider in Spanish:

@Prismatist: "Hey hot mama, want to come back to my place?"

@Jones Foyer: It was probably quoted directly from the lady's original text, so no big deal. That being said, one of our local police departments recently got a new dog. The dog's name is "Tazor"...so we get the whole Tazor/taser mixup in the news all the time. Who knows? Maybe the lady was from around here!

@NinjaFinch: "Then we got a Civic." I weep for thee...

@Brian, The Life of: I was telling my wife the story of Rusty last night...

Out of the ashes

@heavymetal2k6: They needed to drop this load on a bureaucrat that was an expert on all things perverted. He's known to his coworkers as "Hot Carl."

@$kaycog: My philosophy is to try to discover every odd, strange, disgusting, or perverted practice there is so that if I ever encounter it I won't be surprised by it.

I'm a Star Trek fan. Can I get "SPOCKER" on my plate?

@$kaycog: I had never heard of it until a few years back when there was a bunch of hubbub about a high school yearbook where many of the students displayed a hand gesture "so foul and disgusting." The photographer and school staff had never heard of it either...they thought it was some school spirit thing. It was…

"dares you"...how much will I have to pay?

@GHS235 - The Ninjalop: Try ca.jalopnik....you might have to refresh the page first but it lets you post pics from your computer instead of only through a link.

@Maxichamp: Burger King? Global burger chain, man. Chicken fries!

@GHS235 - The Ninjalop: Pic load fail. Roscoe's?

@spacewanderer: Go ahead, my neighbor just bought a Prius. That'll carbon offset your V-12 for you so you won't feel guilty :)

@yowen: You have these "save the planet" types poke-assing through traffic claiming to be "saving the environment." The way I see it, I'm already at my destination being a productive member of society while they're still sitting on their ass being 'green.'

@yoda2: Damn, I just wrote that in a reply above. But yeah, when gas first hit $4/gal there was a guy locally selling his Ford Excursion for $5k. I figured I could buy that and put $20k of gas through it and still be ahead of the Prius flockers. And I'd have been a lot more comfortable too!

@Coreboy: I love how people went flocking to the Prius to 'save money.'