@Novaload: Are you sure those aren't opera glasses? Just the right size to fit in a lady's clutch and just enough 'gadget' to impress the person next to you without the cute little pop-up thingy. Functionality be damned.

@cesariojpn: Last year Monster sent a "cease and desist" order to one of our local micro brewers becasue they named one of their beers "Vermonster." It was a horrible disaster for Monster because everybody realized what a bunch of money-grubbing jackasses they were and pulled their products out of just about every…

@Michael Hartzler: ...smells like Big Beaver and Sugar Notch?

@shan164: ...and Climax, Jugtown, Walnut Bottom, Blue Ball.....

@Michael Hartzler: ...and let's not even get started on Pennsylvania town names by the Amish!

@Mack41: That tree really gets around...

If you prefer one-off custom track madness, here's the Snow Monster!

@GuardDuck: Skijoring behind an Hagglund.

For all-around fun and excitement we have the Hagglund BV206. Articulated 4 track drive...and it floats! The ultimate in all-terrain vehicles it was designed primarily for winter use but it will go anywhere. Made to seat 15-18 people they also have various utility variants such as dump bodies.

@DoctorNine: A redhead in an armored dozer...now *thats* scary!

Patently obvious to the casual observer, the Caterpillar D8

When reality is funnier than fiction

@∞Gïmmï∞Mørgäikkøŋëŋ∞: Simple solution, a good stogie will mask any lingering food smells. **evil grin**

@∞Gïmmï∞Mørgäikkøŋëŋ∞: The bread looks like it wants some ham and 'just the right mustard'. The cheese thing looks more bready than pastry and I bet that's good warm...I make a wicked cheddar/beer bread. The herring/sardine stuffed thing, no thanks :)

@∞Gïmmï∞Mørgäikkøŋëŋ∞: YUM!

I've driven a couple of mid-70's Corvettes, one of which had an L82 engine. Several other "sporty" cars, but nothing really "expensive."

@∞Gïmmï∞Mørgäikkøŋëŋ∞: They look so strange with the narrow studs in those flared wheel wells. I guess racing in snow it's better to have a tyre that'll cut through to the good stuff rather than a high-floatation tyre to ride on top. Now I have the urge to go "dashing through the snow"!

@∞Gïmmï∞Mørgäikkøŋëŋ∞: I do own a Stratos. Unfortunately it's only 8 in. long and made by Tamiya :) Love that pic.

@LappingLuke: Full wets, baby!! With chains!

@BroncoMech: Your silly reality is messing with my fantasy world of Formula 1 snowplows. Actually the wings are tremendously strong...going up and down. Side to side? Not so much. I think the number was somewhere around 1 ton of downforce. Pretty good for those 2 little strips of CF.