@Pidgeonsplatz.Feather the throttle,not throttle the feathers: My first 2 wives died from poison mushrooms. My third wife died from a fractured skull...she wouldn't eat her mushrooms.

@Isetta: My keen eye spotted this as fake because the suffix "-itus" generally means "a swelling of". Now if he had used the proper "-ism" I would've been conned out of a buck. (I rarely carry coins)

@Dacker: The orange is from the tail-mounted strobe. That's why there are 2 images instead of one dragged image...the strobe fired twice during the exposure. The green lines are from the EL panel clearance lights. I love how you see some 'ring' in the lines from the vibrations in the airframe after dropping off the…

@izzor_noraa.catpart: Damn, that almost looks like a scene out of "The Final Countdown."

Millenium Falcon lines also overheard in a bar:

@St.Jimmy: Sonic...mail me some cheese tots and a cherry limeade will ya? Damn.

@7shades: Smarmy antipodean: Air vending machines are big business baby! 50 cents almost lets you check all 4 tires.

They need to install smoking lounges just past the 'aggressive genital pat-down' area.

@KeyserSöze: I'd walk through a body scanner if they let me keep my foil-wrapped cucumber in my pants.

Am I the only one who finds that Jeep to be a just a bit "hey little boy want a ride?" kinda creepy?

@FodderTheSane: Pointless geek trivia: The character Garibaldi was named for Giuseppe Garibaldi of Italian notoriety and GG's "redshirts" were the inspiration for Star Trek's red-shirted security uniform.

@maxabillion: My '88 Ranger GT with 237k miles before I retired it:

@CABEZAGRANDE:

@MechaMunch: ...and there's no socket on that wrench...they're all still in the box. Also, she has smallish bewbs, otherwise she'd need a jack.

@horspowr1001 - If somebody says shenanigans one more time....: I like the Rain-X that comes already mixed in the washer fluid. Kinduva self-applying feature. Avoid the stuff with the bug wash tho'...it leaves a wicked film that looks like a RADAR sweep.

@Xander Crews: Is that anything like Saudis in Audis?

Headlights: One of the funniest things I was told when I went on vacation to Hawaii last year was "be careful when you're driving around at night, it gets really dark." I guess they get a lot of tourists from city areas that have never been without a streetlight.

@maximum_sarge: Actually this is more Jalop than you realize. Back before commercial micro turbines people were making their own from Volvo and Saab turbochargers. A little odd plumbing and your own flame tube and you're in business. The *big* jump came when somebody started making decent engine controllers…

A nubbly steering wheel cover. Seriously! The first one I bought because it claimed to "massage your hands" and I was planning several 2000 mile trips. More advertising BS. What I *did* find was that with the positive grip provided by the soft-ish rubber and the pronounced nubbins sticking out (heh-heh) I was able…

@Elhigh: I doubt it's changed, but in 2006 it was VT, CA, and I think MA and one or two others that ruled diesels are just too filthy, foul and nasty for passenger use. East California (formally known as Vermont). Some day I'll bother myself to find out what they consider a "used" car and buy one from out of state,…