@chucky2jimmy: I stayed up to watch the race even tho' I had to be to work at 6.....I thought I'd get at least a couple of hours sleep. It was a loooong day.

@clevemire: Y'know, if you say "payyyyyyyyy" as two syllables that makes an awesome haiku!

@Maxichamp: I personally loooove the zero-runoff blind corner at pit-in. You're gonna need more than a love hotel to get your ass un-puckered after that one.

@Turbineguy - now with Firefox!: I was watching the "Miss Hooters" pageant on TV. They were using 3M-77 spray adhesive on their butts to keep the bikinis from riding up. Ouch.

@WarShrike: Our local Air National Guard is on the short list to be the first to get the F-35, but there's a movement to stop them because of the noise. I just tell 'em "that's the sound of freedom."

@LuckyChuck takes the racing line when he walks: Let me try my hand at advanced propulsion systems.

@LuckyChuck takes the racing line when he walks: Internal combustion is dead. I'll take the monkey.

A friend of mine did a stint driving a Wienermobile and we always joked that it would look good on her next job application. The joke was on us, her next job was driving the Maxwell House Airstream!

@WarShrike: I saw a B-1 at an airshow at Tinker AFB 'bout 20 yrs ago. It did a short flight demo, one part of which was to do a low pass, hit zone5 and climb out steeply. It was my first experience with JP-8 and those bright blue torches still hold a special place in my memory. Of course the sound caused that…

@Roekone: Mr. Rhythm says, don't let your dick run your life.

@InvisibleEcho: Don't worry...I got it. And don't worry about that whole speed-of-light thing either...your ice cream would explode into a whiff of x-rays long before you could lick it.

@FordTuffMcgruff: I didn't realize we were arguing. I thought we were having a discussion. You give up too easily.

@GåßëÊdwå®d§ - Not the Stig: It's OK...that's the vision I got immediately. mmmmmmMarisa Tomei....tasty in "Only You"

@Skink: Arf, she said.

@InvisibleEcho: Man, I was joking earlier, but after a little research I find she has horrible taste in shoes (though she's faaaabulous in Blahniks.)

@infi: I've always wondered what 2 million bucks felt like. ***slap***

@SLRSpeedshop: I guess I'm a "whole package" kinda guy. Hard to miss 'em when they're tucked up behind her ears...ooops...wrong gallery.

@Spiegel wants a large farva: Just make up a Jalopnik press pass. I'm sure Ray will endorse it...in the name of science. "Science" meaning "we need more footage for the Jalopnik Christmas blooper reel, let's get Spiegel wacked and watch what happens."

@Brian: Cogito Ergo ZOOM!: I read it on Wikipedia, so it's gotta be true.

@Alfisted: