You know what’d be awesome, and I’m sure someone’s said this before.
- Journalist suggest Nice Price or Crack Pipe car
- Audience actually votes, not just comments
- Jalopnik gives money to journalist to buy absurd car
- Journalist must run car for a minimum of six months as daily, and create regular social media content…

We had el-caminos and rancheros in the 50's so... uh... your welcome?

Better tested than an F-150, Ford’s best selling vehicle for decades? Put down the Fosters my down under mate. Look, those Utes are awesome, but they aren’t really great for going off-road in. The F-150 isn’t junk, they’re well built because they have to be. And why are you salty? Y’all are about to get the Ranger…

I’ve seen bushwacker fender flares 15 years old and still look fine. Just because GMs black plastic doesn’t age well, doesn’t mean its all bad.

Not if you take proper care of it.

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When the engine weighs as much as the vehicle it’s going into. Murica.

Tear out the 440 and dump in the Hellcat: puh-lenty of room in the Charger’s engine bay. (I’ll assume the harness and other goodies make it do-able.) Manual trans switch would be a hassle, but do-able.

Somewhere in America, there’s an NA Miata with an empty engine bay, waiting for this relationship to be taken to the next level.

You think so? Could you put together a 700HP engine that is this well sorted? I mean, this thing comes with a warranty... I wanted to poo poo the price, but the more I think about it, the more this is a decent deal for what you get.

Okay, I can stop you. Three words:

I found a local Jeep Comanche on CL this morning, too

“I went to a fight and a NASCAR race broke out”

Hope you feel like playing Call of Duty and Madden for the next 6 months.

Its a flat $60 fee - you get to rent 1 preowned game at a time for that fee, but you can swap it for any other game at any point within that timeframe, to try. After the period.. you get a game of your choice from their preowned catalogue. Honestly, for those of us who remember video game rentals this is a fair deal.

I think their point was more: “this is a technology company that makes a semi-autonomous electric car that can do 260 miles on a charge, they should be able to make a fucking iPad work.”

Tesla is still a car company in their infancy that is simply faking it til they make it. Nobody in their right mind with $80,000+ to spend should choose a Model S over something like the upcoming Porsche Mission E. When the Germans fully join the party its going to be game over for Tesla as an automobile manufacturer.

Believe me. You will one day.

The Pizza one is too real.

When you think “Jewish Superhero”, The Thing and Kitty Pryde don’t immediately spring to mind, but Magneto, given that being a Holocaust survivor is such an big part of his background, does.