I’m trying to pronounce, “Progibititing” and having a rough time with it.

My photo response...

And your response is to take everything at face value, excluding Tesla’s response here?

I get it, but I feel like I am missing something, are they changing their whole advertising campaign or just expanding it?

Here are the major classifications of non-straight hair.

*pffft* I’ve been waiting for a giant, bushy, hipster beard for four years now. If we were ever going to get that, it would have been in the Biker update but no dice.

It’s sad, because I have fond memories of voice chat in games like Modern Warfare and even the early days of SOCOM, but lately, I’ve been quick to hit the mute or even playing with all-mute in games like PUBG.

That is a goddamn novel, and the reason that it’s unsuccessful is that no one is reading it because they’re bored after the first paragraph.

I’m just gonna start mocking up screenshots for fake mods that’ll never get made so I can get a article on Kotaku.

It’s actually very playable, considering the amount of people who...you know...play it.

that stutter would be the saving feature on the server. It’s unavoidable. Happens on PC too. Basically, the server saves everything on the map every x ammount of time to make sure that if the servers crashed, then you’d only lose a small ammount of time depending when it last saved.

Wrong. He absolutely doesn’t realize his shortcomings. He’s not reality based at all.

sounds like he has enough money for a gym membership, may be he should start by being the best person he can be.

Don’t bring it up. Live well below your means. When you find that person to share your life with- propose with a huge fucking rock, then take her to your mansion in Paris and tell her that you were always rich, but you wanted her to fall in love with you, not your money.

I legitimately love the idiots in infomercial demonstrations.

My favorite scene in all of Good Eats, and I so wish I could find a clip.

Literally one million venture capitalists would like to talk to you right now. A bottle, you say? How much does the bottle opening machine cost? Is it bluetooth enabled?

This would be more like if Keurig came with the following instructions:

POURING THINGS IS HARD SOMETIMES