Did you view this on your phone? I’m looking on a regular computer screen and even if I unfocus my eyes, I can’t imagine how anyone could see it as anything but obvious paint marks. :(

I met Liz Frasier of the Cocteau Twins in New Orleans and I totally fanboyed out. She was very gracious and didn’t give me the brush off. We talked a couple of minutes and then I got out of her way. I’m sure after the show she wanted to do nothing more than go back to her hotel room and get some sleep.

Would also like…

Looks vaguely familiar...

I think he sort of looks like a creepy alternate universe version of Elijah Woods in that picture...

From the cinematic masterpiece, Porky’s:

Smugzing.

The Kartrashians must have some hold on you. Go suck your father’s herpes infected dick and die.

The Rant Is Too Damn High

The shoulder wiggle!