1. Sort bag of skittles

I was seriously like, does anyone want to do an over/under on how many ridiculous "HOW DARE HE DO SOMETHING OTHER THAN FINISH THE BOOKS?" comments we'll have on this article?"

Look, I'm not saying they didn't have their reasons or do what they thought best for their particular job- you can absolutely argue that they did— all I'm saying is that they committed a crime against humanity of unfathomable size.